Subject: Malaprops (Page 6)

When making picture frames, you’ll need a Midas box, so you can cut the angle right.

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Around here, it's always feast or phantom.

This is unparalyzed in the state's history.

You are a weirdwolf.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

… hangin' around her neck like an albacore.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

No taxation without regimentation.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

They’re diabolically opposed.

Revenge is a dish best served with cold cuts.

Isn't that an expensive pendulum round that woman's neck?

I want to hear it so quiet we can hear a mouse dropping.

(1897 – 1960) Russian-born American film director, actor & producer

Grab the bull by the corns.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Weekly filibooster

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Raise him a Luferan if you want, raise him a Norman with 7 wives, a holy roller, a Seventh Day Adventurer

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

As inevitable as death in Texas.

(1971 – ) American actress

We have passed a lot of water since then.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Funerereal

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)