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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 6)
Buenos
nachos.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Noches
My husband was chosen as a
wheelbarrow
for his friend's funeral.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Pallbearer
Just 'cause there's
snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Just because there’s snow on the roof doesn’t mean there’s not a fire in the furnace
Uh, no
intense offended
there.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Offense intended
Cut the
biblical
cord.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Umbilical
The most dangerous killer in the
animals
of crime.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Annals
Ken already has a good
repertoire
with the waitress.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Rapport
The >ironing is delicious.
Bart Simpson
cartoon character in
The Simpsons
(Nancy Cartwright)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Irony
I'm not the kind of person who wears his heart
up his sleeve.
Anonymous
Malaprops
On his sleeve
Early in the morning when the
crows cock.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Cocks crow
She's really tough; she's
remorseful
David Moorcroft
English runner
Malaprops
Resourceful
They think they can do the portrait in one
setting.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Situations
Sitting
Edith, hold it! You are
invading
the issue.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Avoiding
Like ships that
clash
in the night.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Pass in the night
What are we all here, the
Norman Cravernacle
Choir?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Mormon Tabernacle Choir
This is what I spent all those years learning my
ABDs
for?
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
ABCs
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
II want to go home and
smuggle
with my wife.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Snuggle
The most important decision is that of
excepting
Jesus in your life.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Accepting
Shut the door will the two of yas, we’re catchin’
ammonia.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Pneumonia
Something’s rotten in the state of
Denver.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Denmark
Shakespeare
He’s still
scravengin’
down here.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Scavenging
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