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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 6)
When making picture frames, you’ll need a
Midas
box, so you can cut the angle right.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Miter box
She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Women’s intuition
Around here, it's always feast or
phantom.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Famine
This is
unparalyzed
in the state's history.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Unparalleled
You are a
weirdwolf.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Werewolf
Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to
exercise
with her.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Exorcise
… hangin' around her neck like an
albacore.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Albatross
No taxation without
regimentation.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Representation
Even Napoleon had his
Watergate.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Malaprops
Yogi-isms
Napoleon
Waterloo
They’re
diabolically
opposed.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Diametrically
Revenge is a dish best served
with cold cuts.
Malaprop
Malaprops
Best served cold
Tony Soprano
Isn't that an expensive
pendulum
round that woman's neck?
Anonymous
Malaprops
Pendant
I want to hear it so quiet we can hear a mouse dropping.
Gregory Ratoff
(1897 – 1960) Russian-born American film director, actor & producer
Malaprops
Misspokements
Grab the bull by the
corns.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Horns
Weekly
filibooster
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Filibuster
Raise him a
Luferan
if you want, raise him a
Norman
with 7 wives, a holy roller, a Seventh Day
Adventurer
…
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Religion
Adventist
Lutheran
Mormon
When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the
digitalis
skills.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Digital
As inevitable as death in
Texas.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
And taxes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
We have passed a lot of water since then.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops
Funerereal
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Funerals
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in
secrets
and in health.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Sickness
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