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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 6)
Holier than
thy.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Thou
Are you getting the
jest
of this?
Anonymous
Malaprops
Gist
Meaning
… baby lying in the
bassinoot.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Basinet
We heard the ocean is
infatuated
with sharks.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Infested
People are scared that the departed soul might be
hoovering
around some place.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Hovering
[telling the story of Samson] He took a jawbone from
the grass
and slew the Palistine army.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Jawbone of an ass
Keep your
eye
to the grindstone.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Nose
You are a
weirdwolf.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Werewolf
You never believe nuttin’, Edith. You’re of them
septics.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Sceptics
Ya better keep a
civilian
tongue in your head.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Communication
Malaprops
Speech
Civil tongue
It doesn’t
endow
me, to be honest.
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
Malaprops
Endear
I ain’t got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can’t make no mistakes. Like he’s, waddya call,
inflammable.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Characteristics
Malaprops
Mistakes
Infallible
What’s all this fuss I’ve been hearing about conserving our natural
racehorses?
Gilda Radner
(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Emily Litella on “Saturday Night Live”
Resources
They think they can do the portrait in one
setting.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Situations
Sitting
I got a
unanimous
letter
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Anonymous
You’re the lowly
pheasant
with the job of keeping her here.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Peasant
Lemon
merinj
pie.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Merengue
That Meathead calls me a religious
phonetic.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Fanatic
You could have knocked me down with the
weather!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Weather
You’re so
nayve!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Naive
I’d say that the Meathead probably got
magnesia
and forgot where his mouth was.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Amnesia
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