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Subject:
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A lot of people are leaving the company; the
nutrition
rate is very high.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Attrition
They’re
diabolically
opposed.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Diametrically
Up the creek in a
boat with a hole.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Situations
Leaky boat
Up there in his ivory
shower.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Tower
You made a certain
referential
remark there.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Deferential
It’s too caustic, said a director, when asked his opinion of a script. Goldwyn: To hell with the cost, if it’s a good picture, we’ll make it.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops
Misspokements
Alcohol is ok in
modification.
Anonymous
Alcohol
Food/Drink
Malaprops
Moderation
I was under
the dress.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Duress
It's a long
road
to hoe
Anonymous
Malaprops
Row
That is the
squaw that stroke the camel’s sack.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
The straw that broke the camel's back
Emperor
Negro,
who fiddled while Rome burned…
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
People
Nero
Shirley Temple was never as good as
Bojangles George Murphy.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Bill ‘Bojangles’ Robinson
In Medieval times most of the people were
alliterate.
Malaprop
Communication
Malaprops
Reading/Writing
Illiterate
I'm not the kind of person who wears his heart
up his sleeve.
Anonymous
Malaprops
On his sleeve
Men gets these here, waddya call,
surges,
where the
chromostones
are burlin’ over.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Chromosomes
Urges
Be careful calling
attraction
to themselves.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Attention
Salivation
Army
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Salvation Army
Arabs wear
turbines
on their heads.
Anonymous
Clothing
Malaprops
Turbans
Rules and regulations and
priororities.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Priorities
I suffer from a
deviant
septum.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Deviated
Waddya expect him to say,
entray voose?
Archie Bunker
Anonymous
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Enter
Entree vous
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