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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 7)
Like a bull into a
china closet.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
China shop
Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women’s
Lubrication
Movement.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Liberation
Flying saucers are just an optical
conclusion.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Illusion
One of the funniest
antidotes
of all time.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Anecdotes
One
brain
washes the other.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Hand
Whoever sent ‘em wants to remain
unanimous.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Annonymous
Unknown
You’ll be turned into a
pillow
of salt.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Pillar
He was from Thailand or some other
erotic
place.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Places
Exotic
… one says to the other her mum had a cyst on on her
aviary.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Ovary
Oblituaries
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Death
Malaprops
Obituaries
You’re sicker than me? Edith, get me the other
fomometer.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Thermometer
… ifso fatso
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
By the very fact
Ipso facto
Dad says the monster is just a
pigment
of my imagination.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Figment
Imagination
In Medieval times most of the people were
alliterate.
Malaprop
Communication
Malaprops
Reading/Writing
Illiterate
I just don’t want you to do nothing on the
sperm
of the moment.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Spur
Rip Van
Heussen
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Rip Van Winkle
Their father is some kind of
civil
serpent.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Servant
The town had the coldest temperature in all the
contagious
states.
Anonymous
America
Malaprops
Places
Contiguous
I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta
consecrate
on that.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Concentrate
Funerereal
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Funerals
Look at you, you’re white as a
goat.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Ghost
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