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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 7)
And that's the
crutch
of the situation.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Crux
He experienced some rectal
breeding.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Bleeding
Volcanoes erupting hot
guava.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Lava
The police surrounded the building and threw an
accordion
around the block.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Situations
A cordon
… having too much
collateral
in your blood.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Cholesterol
Texas has a lot of electrical votes.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Government
Malaprops
Places
Yogi-isms
Electoral
Arabs wear
turbines
on their heads.
Anonymous
Clothing
Malaprops
Turbans
[commenting on a woman's perfume] It infiltrates the
nosetrils.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Aroma
Nostrils
Perfume
They think they can do the portrait in one
setting.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Situations
Sitting
It is beyond my apprehension.
Danny Ozark
American baseball manager
Malaprops
Comprehension
Raise him a
Luferan
if you want, raise him a
Norman
with 7 wives, a holy roller, a Seventh Day
Adventurer
…
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Religion
Adventist
Lutheran
Mormon
He’s not only turning grey, he has a
receiving
hairline!
Anonymous
Malaprops
Receding hairline
Put the trash in the
Hipsy-Hampster.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Things
Dempsey Dumpster
And then he [Mike Tyson] will have only
channel
vision.
Frank Bruno
English boxer
Malaprops
Tunnel vision
… he's coming over here to claim his
pound of fish.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Pound of flesh
Retribution
I might just fade into Bolivian, you know what I mean?
Mike Tyson
(1966 – ) American boxing champion
Malaprops
Places
Oblivion
I’ve never seen a man so low and
depaved.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Characteristics
Malaprops
Depraved
Look at you, you’re white as a
goat.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Ghost
Fires and
grimstones
of hell.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Brimstone
I ain't a man of
carnival instinctuals
like you.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Sex
Carnal instincts
He had to use a fire
distinguisher.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Extinguisher
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