Subject: Malaprops (Page 7)

And that's the crutch of the situation.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He experienced some rectal breeding.

Volcanoes erupting hot guava.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The police surrounded the building and threw an accordion around the block.

… having too much collateral in your blood.

Texas has a lot of electrical votes.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Arabs wear turbines on their heads.

[commenting on a woman's perfume] It infiltrates the nosetrils.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

They think they can do the portrait in one setting.

It is beyond my apprehension.

American baseball manager

Raise him a Luferan if you want, raise him a Norman with 7 wives, a holy roller, a Seventh Day Adventurer

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He’s not only turning grey, he has a receiving hairline!

Put the trash in the Hipsy-Hampster.

And then he [Mike Tyson] will have only channel vision.

English boxer

… he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I might just fade into Bolivian, you know what I mean?

(1966 – ) American boxing champion

I’ve never seen a man so low and depaved.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Look at you, you’re white as a goat.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Fires and grimstones of hell.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I ain't a man of carnival instinctuals like you.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He had to use a fire distinguisher.