Subject: Malaprops (Page 7)

In the nineteenth century, life was hard for Europe’s pheasants.

Welfare incipients

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Raise him a Luferan if you want, raise him a Norman with 7 wives, a holy roller, a Seventh Day Adventurer

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

… welfare incipients

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

What’s all this I hear about endangered feces?

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress

There is no pancreas to the whole world's problems.

That was that dumb movie about nuns starring Ingrid Bernstein.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I’m a member of the weeper sex.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

Early in the morning when the crows cock.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I got a run in my neon stockings.

The Dago on the Yarmulke.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He wants his son to follow in his footprints.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

As youse people say, Sh-boom.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The doctor felt the man's purse and thought it was awfully low.

He was a very immortal person.

A Polack art exhibit!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

There's a traumatic difference between the two.

Please excuse Betty from school Tuesday, she had a cold and could not breed well.

Print the bulletins and get the information decimated.

Don't be hollerin' at him, will ya, you'll give him a mental sterosis.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

But what does he owe me for 5 years of bread and broad?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)