Subject: Malaprops (Page 7)

Like a bull into a china closet.

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Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women’s Lubrication Movement.

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Flying saucers are just an optical conclusion.

One of the funniest antidotes of all time.

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One brain washes the other.

Whoever sent ‘em wants to remain unanimous.

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You’ll be turned into a pillow of salt.

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He was from Thailand or some other erotic place.

… one says to the other her mum had a cyst on on her aviary.

Oblituaries

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You’re sicker than me? Edith, get me the other fomometer.

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… ifso fatso

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Dad says the monster is just a pigment of my imagination.

In Medieval times most of the people were alliterate.

I just don’t want you to do nothing on the sperm of the moment.

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Rip Van Heussen

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Their father is some kind of civil serpent.

The town had the coldest temperature in all the contagious states.

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that.

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Funerereal

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Look at you, you’re white as a goat.

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