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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 7)
In the nineteenth century, life was hard for Europe’s
pheasants.
Anonymous
Malaprops
People
Poverty
Peasants
Welfare
incipients
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Recipients
Raise him a
Luferan
if you want, raise him a
Norman
with 7 wives, a holy roller, a Seventh Day
Adventurer
…
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Religion
Adventist
Lutheran
Mormon
… welfare
incipients
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Recipients
What’s all this I hear about endangered
feces?
Gilda Radner
(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Endangered species
There is no
pancreas
to the whole world's problems.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Panacea
That was that dumb movie about nuns starring Ingrid
Bernstein.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Bergman
I’m a member of the
weeper
sex.
Jane Sherwood Ace
(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Malaprops
People
Women
Gender
Weaker
Early in the morning when the
crows cock.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Cocks crow
I got a run in my
neon
stockings.
Anonymous
Clothing
Malaprops
Nylon
The Dago on the
Yarmulke.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Yamaha
He wants his son to follow in his
footprints.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Footsteps
As youse people say,
Sh-boom.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
People
Jews
Shalom
The doctor felt the man's
purse
and thought it was awfully low.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Pulse
He was a very
immortal
person.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Malaprops
Immorality
A
Polack
art exhibit!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Painter Jackson Pollock
There's a
traumatic
difference between the two.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Dramatic
Please excuse Betty from school Tuesday, she had a cold and could not
breed
well.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Breathe
Print the bulletins and get the information
decimated.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Deciminated
Don't be hollerin' at him, will ya, you'll give him a
mental sterosis.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
But what does he owe me for 5 years of
bread and broad?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Room and board
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