Subject: Malaprops (Page 8)

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone.

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He goes through groceries like an earth remover.

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All your friends are gonna be green with envious.

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David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar.

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease.

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You’re talkin’ like you swallowed an alnamac.

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Go to the gyropractor and get fixed?

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Looking at the initials on your monogroom.

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Fillit mig-non

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The most important decision is that of excepting Jesus in your life.

The words “don't" and “isn’t” are contraptions.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

I ain’t got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can’t make no mistakes. Like he’s, waddya call, inflammable.

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I’m suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration.

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My husband went to Radio Shack and got some dog ears for the TV.

Clint Westwood

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A veritable land mine of valuable information.

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house.

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No, a moo point. Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter.

He’s a bad influenza on me.

Survival of the fitness.