Subject: Malaprops (Page 8)

Here’s the money for our patentcy.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You’re a bartender, y’aint a mortrician.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Do you Edith….take Archie Bunker to be your lawfully bedded husband?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Groinocologist

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

She's really tough; she's remorseful

English runner

This ain’t one of these slighthearted occasions.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Ya gotta watch out for that rigididness; it’ll warf your personality.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He’s got some grand strategy that he can’t revulge.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Nice quiet, waddya call, stablishment.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Like a bull into a china closet.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

A bird in the hand is worth two in the tush.

The Bible, if ya read it you’d know; it’s right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

It’s only supposed to take off a little microscope at a time.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

No taxation without regimentation.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

We’re not attempting to circumcise the rules.

football coach

Ye is the plurable of you.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Another victim of the grim weeper.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I could get blackbusted.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

She tried to use reverse psychiatry on me.

The mind wobbles.

(1971 – ) American actress

Yeah, we’re really sick, Mom! I think we have Monte Cristo’s Revenge!

(1971 – ) American actress