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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 8)
Some
Catlick
priest sprinkling
incest
over everyone.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Catholic
Incense
He goes through groceries like an earth
remover.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Eating
Food/Drink
Malaprops
Earth mover
All your friends are gonna be green with
envious.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Envy
David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the
liar.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Lyre
My doctor tells me I got a
communications
disease.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
Communicable
You’re talkin’ like you swallowed an
alnamac.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Almanac
Go to the
gyropractor
and get fixed?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
Chiropractor
Looking at the initials on your
monogroom.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Monogram
Fillit mig-non
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Eating
Food/Drink
Malaprops
Filet mignon
The most important decision is that of
excepting
Jesus in your life.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Accepting
The words “don't" and “isn’t” are
contraptions.
Anonymous
Communication
Language
Malaprops
Contraction
Even Napoleon had his
Watergate.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Malaprops
Yogi-isms
Napoleon
Waterloo
I ain’t got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can’t make no mistakes. Like he’s, waddya call,
inflammable.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Characteristics
Malaprops
Mistakes
Infallible
I’m suffering a little bit from smoke
exhilaration.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Inhalation
My husband went to Radio Shack and got some
dog ears
for the TV.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Television
Rabbit ears
Clint
Westwood
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Eastwood
A veritable
land mine
of valuable information.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Gold mine
So finally, the great Jefferson, who always
reclined
to cross my
freshhold
is into the house.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Declined
Threshold
No, a
moo
point. Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter.
Joey Tribbiani from Friends
Malaprops
Moot
He’s a bad
influenza
on me.
Anonymous
Malaprops
He’s a bad influenza on me.
Survival of the
fitness.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Fittest
Survival
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