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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 8)
Look at the two
chimpanzoos
over here.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Chimpanzees
There is no
pancreas
to the whole world's problems.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Panacea
Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Mixed metaphors
Be coming back and bacry like
a woman’s corns.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
A woman scorned
She has really
plummeted
to the top of the charts.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Rocketed
That one kind of
grapes
on my nerves.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Grates on my nerves
He’s a bad
influenza
on me.
Anonymous
Malaprops
He’s a bad influenza on me.
The mind
wobbles.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Boggles
Never let a gift horse in the house.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Never look a gift horse in the mouth
Stamped inedibly on my heart.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Indelibly
The real estate agent can give you all the
perpendiculars
of this listing.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Particulars
From that book suppository building…
Anonymous
Malaprops
Book depository
From “Full Metal Jacket”
Civilized humanical relationships
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
“Go west,” like Horace
Greenberg
said.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Horace Greeley
He’s suffering from a lack of
self of steam.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Malaprops
Self-esteem
… on
hollowed
ground
Anonymous
Malaprops
Hallowed
They were living high on the
cob.
Anonymous
Life
Malaprops
Money
Hog
Ye is the
plurable
of you.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Plural
Men gets these here, waddya call,
surges,
where the
chromostones
are burlin’ over.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Chromosomes
Urges
If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
You’re a
hairess.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Heiress
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