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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 9)
My own tax expert, H & R
Crock.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Block
She’s loaded with this, waddya call, women’s
intermission.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Intuition
Dunn &
Broad Streets
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Dunn & Bradstreet
Mr. and Mrs. John Smith request your
presents
at the marriage of their daughter…
Anonymous
Malaprops
Invitations
Presence
The amount of education you have determines your
loot
in life.
Anonymous
Education
Malaprops
Lot
Farkerhouse
rolls.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Food/Drink
Malaprops
Parkerhouse rolls
I’m half
prostate
in the heat.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Prostrate
The
prostitution
rests.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Prosecution
Won by your distinguished
incrumbent.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Incumbent
He’s the Judas
S. Cariot
of the loadin’ platform.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Judas Iscariot
It’s all
moth-eared.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Dog-eared
They said he had
neurosis of the liver.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
Cirrhosis of the liver
I
commensurate
with you on that.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Commiserate
You’ll be turned into a
pillow
of salt.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Pillar
Tonight, I become a
lesbian.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Thespian
He looked very thin and
emancipated.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Malaprops
Emaciated
You’re sicker than me? Edith, get me the other
fomometer.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Thermometer
Hot flushes and
mentalpause.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Hot flashes
Menopause
Alcohol is ok in
modification.
Anonymous
Alcohol
Food/Drink
Malaprops
Moderation
I’d give that picture a Japanese Academy
Reward!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Award
Volcanoes erupting hot
guava.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Lava
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