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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 9)
A seven pound baby arrived last night to
frighten
the lives of Mr. and Mrs. Sherman Caswell.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Babies
Brighten
These cigars are the
nectarines
of the gods.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Characteristics
Malaprops
Good
Nectar of the gods
Something bad has
befelt
the family.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Befell
What’s all this fuss I’ve been hearing about an
eagle
rights amendment?’
Gilda Radner
(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Emily Litella on “Saturday Night Live”
Equal Rights Amendment
Uh, no
intense offended
there.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Offense intended
… hangin' around her neck like an
albacore.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Albatross
[commenting on a woman's perfume] It infiltrates the
nosetrils.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Aroma
Nostrils
Perfume
That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a
wonton
woman.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Wantan
Just remember the words of Patrick Henry –
‘Kill me or let me live.’
Bill Peterson
football coach
Malaprops
Give me liberty or give me death
Well, as they say
que seray seray.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Que sera sera
Whatever will be will be
Legitimate
reality
company
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Realty
Have no
delusions
about the past.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Allusions
This ain’t one of these
slighthearted
occasions.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Sweetheart
A zebra cannot change its spots.
Al Gore Jr.
(1948 – ) U.S. vice president & politician, author & environmentalist
Animals
Malaprops
I gotta lose weight, Edith… I hope you remembered my
diuretic
cottage cheese.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Diabetes
We’re not attempting to
circumcise
the rules.
Bill Cowher
football coach
Football
Malaprops
Sports
Circumvent
George Meaney, head of the
UFO-CIA.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
AFL-CIO
Unions
Rackwell Walsh
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Raquel Welsh
Isn't that an expensive
pendulum
round that woman's neck?
Anonymous
Malaprops
Pendant
Ya better keep a
civilian
tongue in your head.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Communication
Malaprops
Speech
Civil tongue
It’s only the mercy of the Lord I ain’t had a stroke already – and a coronary
trombonus
in the bargain.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
Thrombosis
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