Subject: Marriage » Husbands (Page 4)

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

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The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
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No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

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A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.

(1948 – ) English novelist
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American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced.

(1864 – 1943) English writer
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A good husband is healthy and absent.

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How it Works: The Husband

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All the unhappy marriages come from husbands having brains; what good are brains to a man? … they only unsettle him.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist
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My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
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A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended.

(1899 – 1995) humorist
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Whatever arrangement you make for the division of household duties, your husband's job will be easier.

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Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do… but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.

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Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.

(1958 – ) Australian author
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

(1908 – 2002) comedian, radio & television actor
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Last week I planned my husband’s funeral; he hasn’t died yet, it’s just what I do when he annoys me.

comedian & actress
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Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
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How many husbands have I had?… do you mean apart from my own?

(1917 – 2016) Hungarian-born American actress
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I’m still friends with all my ex’s, apart from my husbands.

(1946 – ) American recording artist, actress, director & record producer
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My husband could have had any women he pleased – he just couldn't please any!

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One good husband is worth two good wives for the scarcer things are, the more they’re valued.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor
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My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix’ that's why he's never worked.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
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