Subject: Marriage » Husbands (Page 6)

The gifts you buy your wife are never as appropriate as the gifts your neighbor buys his wife.

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Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.

(1958 – ) Australian author
Husbands Marriage Sex

You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT!

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
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Most women use more brains picking a horse in the third at Belmont than they do picking a husband.

(1924 – 2014) American actress & model
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