Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 10)

Where are all the Sour Patch parents?

American comedian
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I hope I never do anything to bring shame on myself, my family or my other family.

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If I tell you a duck can pull a truck, shut up an hook it up.

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A living testament to how low a studio will stoop to generate a few bucks.

writer, editor & film reviewer
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A whistling woman and a crowing hen never comes to a very good end.

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Pretty is as pretty does.

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Acupuncture: Waiting for a cure on pins and needles.

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I was born on a Friday, but not last Friday.

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Peter Marshall: Paul, is there such a thing as a female rooster?

Paul Lynde: Yeah, they're the ones who just go "a doodle doo!"

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Our biggest concern this season will be diaper rash.

Vanderbilt football coach
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Uglier than the southbound end of a northbound donkey.

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Dressed like a Philadelphia lawyer

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His brain rolls around in his head like a mustard seed in a five gallon bucket.

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I’ve always felt sorry for Jesus ‘cause you know no matter what he ever did, he could never live up to his father.

(1955 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor
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I guess the hard thing for a lot of people to accept is why God would allow me to go running through their yards, yelling and spinning around.

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Like a two-forty trot

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He's tighter than a fiddle string

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Cross my heart and hope to eat my weight in goslings.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
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When I was a child, there were times when we had to entertain ourselves.; and usually the best way to do that was to turn on the TV.

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He was as mad as a mule chewin' on bumblebees!

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The fool’s so lost he don’t know if he’s afoot or on horseback.

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