Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 10)

If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of Conquistadors came up to you and asked where the gold was, I don’t think it would be a good idea to say, “I swallowed it… so sue me.”

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His mouth ain’t no prayerbook.

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Fell down cup over kettle.

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Hotter than the hinges of Hell.

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He's got both feet in the trough.

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I'm gonna peck a knot on your head!

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They scoffed when I told them I’d one day learn the secret of invisibility; if they could only see me now.

(1980 – ) English magician & comedian
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You weigh up the pros and cons and try to put them into chronological order.

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The hair is in the butter.

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(I Keep) Throwing Good Love After Bad

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He’s playing possum.

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You don't have the sense God gave a chigger.

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Refried Dreams

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I’m gonna have a ‘Come to Jesus’ meeting with him.

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How do you write ‘zero’ in Roman Numerals?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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Full of piss and vinegar

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He's three days older than Moses.

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Where you stay?

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He ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed!

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Corduroy Pants

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He’s so chincy, he can call his every dollar by its first name.

Frugal Miscellaneous Money