Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 11)

Mend fences.

In a New York minute.

Sat there like a bump on a log.

It’s true what they say: Cops and women don’t mix. It’s like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it’ll clean you out, but it’ll leave you hollow inside.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor

I'll snatch you baldheaded.

Livin’ high on the hawg.

If you can’t give me your word of honor, will you give me your promise?

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Sometimes I think the so-called experts actually ARE experts.

She could make the Pope kick out a stained glass window.

He has a heart of gold… only harder.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet

Klaus Toppmoller: hair like David Gower and dress sense like Austin Powers.

British sports announcer

That gumbo will make a Chihuahua break a chain.

If promises were persimmons, possums could eat good at her place.

Count the people.

I’m gonna tan your hide.

That's the Irish people all over – they treat a joke as a serious thing, and a serious thing as a joke.

(1880 – 1964) Irish dramatist

Fell down cup over kettle.

When I was a child, there were times when we had to entertain ourselves; and usually the best way to do that was to turn on the TV.

In some countries, what I did would be considered polite, especially Fartland.

Well, butter my biscuit.

A fine howdy-do