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Miscellaneous
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Mend fences.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
End a feud
Other expressions
Settle differences
In a New York minute.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quickly
Soon
Sat there like a bump on a log.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It’s true what they say: Cops and women don’t mix. It’s like eating a spoonful of
Drano,
sure it’ll clean you out, but it’ll leave you hollow inside.
Leslie Nielsen
(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
Miscellaneous
As Lt. Frank Drebin in “Police Squad”
I'll snatch you baldheaded.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Livin’ high on the hawg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing well
Other expressions
If you can’t give me your word of honor, will you give me your promise?
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Miscellaneous
Sometimes I think the so-called experts actually ARE experts.
Miscellaneous
She could make the Pope kick out a stained glass window.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of an attractive female
He has a heart of gold… only harder.
Dorothy Parker
(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Miscellaneous
Klaus Toppmoller: hair like David Gower and dress sense like Austin Powers.
Jon Champion
British sports announcer
Miscellaneous
Describing a manager
That gumbo will make a Chihuahua break a chain.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If promises were persimmons, possums could eat good at her place.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Promises
Count the people.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't take so much that everybody doesn't get some
Other expressions
I’m gonna tan your hide.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
That's the Irish people all over – they treat a joke as a serious thing, and a serious thing as a joke.
Sean O’Casey
(1880 – 1964) Irish dramatist
Miscellaneous
Irish
Fell down cup over kettle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fell
Other expressions
Tripped
When I was a child, there were times when we had to entertain ourselves; and usually the best way to do that was to turn on the TV.
Miscellaneous
In some countries, what I did would be considered polite, especially Fartland.
Miscellaneous
Well, butter my biscuit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Isn't that something!
Other expressions
Well I'll be darned
A fine howdy-do
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reaction to unexpected circumstances
An exclamation
Other expressions
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