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Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream.

(1930 – 1990) English journalist, author & media personality
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They say no one knows if we all see red the same way… except traffic cops.

(1966 – ) American stand-up comedian, television writer/producer & radio host
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She could eat watermelon through a chicken wire fence.

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A shallow brook is noisiest.

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I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye.

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Sip 'N See

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I’m so mad I could eat barbed wire and spit nails.

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You’re barking up the wrong tree.

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Slow as pond water.

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Peter Marshall: Paul, is there such a thing as a female rooster?

Paul Lynde: Yeah, they're the ones who just go "a doodle doo!"

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He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.

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You'd have to be William Tell to hit a straw bale round here.

British motorcycle road racer
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I'm fixin' to go down the road a piece.

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If promises were persimmons, possums could eat good at her place.

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Were you raised in a barn?

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Ready with his hat and slow with his money.

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Here’s a good tip for when you go to the beach: a sand dollar may look like a nice cracker that someone left, but trust me, they don’t taste like it.

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Once bread is toast, it can't be bread again.

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Have no axe to grind

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One thing a computer can do that most humans can’t is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse.

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Ain't I God's own fool?

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