Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 13)

Natural enough to eat pie

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I do not see why I should break my neck because a dog chooses to run after a nasty smell.

(1848 – 1930) British Conservative politician & statesman
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Otterville,  Missouri

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He ain't got no home trainin.

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When I pick up a handful of sand at the beach and let it dribble through my fingers, I think, Man, this is not a very good vacation.

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Can’t hear thunder

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That's like putting a side saddle on a boar hog!

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Short as a gnat's tail

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I’m going to paint your back porch red if you keep talkin like that!

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If you ever reach total enlightenment while you’re drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.

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Deader than a door nail

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Pretty is as pretty does.

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Tough as a pine knot in a sawmill.

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He’d make a cat laugh.

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He’s so tight when he blinks his eyes his toe’s curl up.

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Who put a bee in her bonnet?

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My hind foot!

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Plastic Jesus

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What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?

(1898 – 1956) German poet, playwright & theater director
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She’s so stubborn she’d argue with a stop sign.

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Nobody will ever notice it on a galloping horse.

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