Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 13)

You can’t tell nobody nothing that ain’t ever been nowhere!

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Sure as the vine twines 'round the stump, you are my darlin' sugar lump.

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The Thing

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If you ever feel like you’re on the verge of a nervous breakdown, just follow these simple rules: first, calm down; second, come over and wash my car; third, shine all my shoes; there, isn’t that better?

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You don't have the sense God gave a gnat.

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Side gal

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To have treed the coon

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I’ll turn him inside out and scrape him.

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Creaking doors hang the longest.

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I have the brain of a German Shepard and the body of 16-year-old boy… they're both in my car and I want you to see them.

(1956 – ) American stand-up comedian, actor & television ho
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Killer Pancake

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As stubborn as a blue-nose mule and as busy as a cranberry merchant.

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I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out.

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No bigger than the little end of nothin’ whittled down to a fine point.

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Jump the broomstick

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Busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

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With every new sunrise, there is a new chance; but with every sunset, you blew it.

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I do not see why I should break my neck because a dog chooses to run after a nasty smell.

(1848 – 1930) British Conservative politician & statesman
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Busier than a one-legged man in a butt kickin' contest.

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Mites don’t fly this time of the year.

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Let’s be honest: Isn’t a lot what we call tap dancing really just nerves?

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