Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 13)

The best way to behave is to misbehave.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
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“Mash” the gas

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Got your feathers ruffled.

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She’s possum ugly.

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He could go bear hunting with a switch.

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Just remember, if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.

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No, it’s liquid sunshine.

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Don’t insult the alligator till you’ve crossed the stream.

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You weigh up the pros and cons and try to put them into chronological order.

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Plantation dog

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My bedroom is so messy, if I died of natural causes, the cops would be like “no he didn’t, clearly there was a struggle”.

American comedian & actor
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Gooder than grits

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… as clumsy as a blind dog in a meat house.

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Living With Crazy Buttocks

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You need to dance with them what brung you.

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My mother told me, you don’t have to put anything in your mouth you don’t want to; then she made me eat broccoli, which felt like double standards.

(1975 – ) English comedian
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Deaf as a doorknob & blind as a bat.

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I’m so confused I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.

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Normal,  Illinois

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Too Fat Polka

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I read that when the archaeologists dug down into the ancient cemetery, they found fragments of human bones! What kind of barbarians were these people, anyway?

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