Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 13)

I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.

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You couldn’t catch a catfish in a coffee cup.

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Stick with me and you'll be wearing silk underwear.

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Hangin’ in there like a hair in a biscuit.

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Yeller dope

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I’m proud of George, he’s learned a lot about ranching since that first year when he tried to milk the horse; what’s worse, it was a male horse.

(1946 – ) U.S. first lady, wife of George W. Bush
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It’s hotter than the hinges of Hell.

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Women wear a pair of panties but only one bra.

(1946 – ) American comedian
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Going ninety to nothin'

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That’s the worst taste I’ve had in my mouth with the lights on!

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Boy, I will walk a mud hole in you and stomp it dry.

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Prettier than a blue-nosed mule.

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Sweet talkin’ thing

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If I had two wheels, I would be a bicycle.

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Doesn’t know shit from Shinola

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When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news.

(1819 – 1897) American journalist, author & senior government official
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Countrier than cornbread.

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You couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle.

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He went and blessed me out!

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How many people have never raised their hand before?

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician
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I'll slap you to sleep, then slap you for sleepin.

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