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Miscellaneous
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Boy howdy!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation of enthusiastic agreement
Like “Oh man!” or Wow!
Other expressions
Road Humps
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Speed bumps
Our biggest concern this season will be diaper rash.
George MacIntyre
Vanderbilt football coach
Miscellaneous
Surveying the team roster that included 26 freshmen and 25 sophomores.
He is just a hole in search of donut.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like they do in Alabama
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Do without
Other expressions
I’m gonna tan yer hide!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A spanking
Other expressions
My boss rides me like a sway back mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nagging
Other expressions
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em go, because, man, they’re gone.
Miscellaneous
Not particularly handsome
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not good looking
Other expressions
I'm so hungry I could eat my elbows.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hunger
Other expressions
You don’t have to have a long neck to be a goose.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You don’t have to LOOK stupid to be stupid
It's gonna be a gully washer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
Refers to a large rain storm
You can put a porcupine in a wood chipper, but you will not make maple syrup.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Just cause you say it doesn't make it so
Other expressions
Watermelon talk
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fills you up with no substance
Idle talk
Other expressions
He’s so dumb he couldn’t piss his name in the snow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
They from off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
They’re not from around here.
Livin’ high on the hawg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing well
Other expressions
Pore mouthin’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Someone pleading poverty when he’s got money
My grandfather invented the cold air balloon… but it never really took off.
Milton Jones
(1964 – ) English comedian
Miscellaneous
Wordplay
If it was raining soup, he'd be out in the yard with a fork.
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don’t trust the heart, it wants your blood.
Stanisław Lec
(1909 – 1966) Polish poet, writer & aphorist
Miscellaneous
Heart
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