Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 14)

It's hotter than a pair of jumper cables at at redneck picnic.

Miscellaneous

I'll slap you nekkid and hide your clothes.

Miscellaneous

An empty wagon makes the most noise.

Miscellaneous

A shallow brook is noisiest.

Miscellaneous

A fine howdy-do

Miscellaneous

Held his hind leg.

Miscellaneous

I don't think God put me on this planet to judge others. I think he put me on this planet to gather specimens and take them back to my home planet.

Miscellaneous

Will ya take on wood?

Miscellaneous

I’d like to be buried Indian-style, where they put you up on a high rack, above the ground. That way, you could get hit by meteorites and not even feel it.

Miscellaneous

His brain rolls around in his head like a mustard seed in a five gallon bucket.

Miscellaneous

He’s three limbs up a willa.

Miscellaneous

Deader than a door nail

Miscellaneous

Jump the broomstick

Miscellaneous

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?

(1898 – 1956) German poet, playwright & theater director
Miscellaneous

I had an argument with one of the seven dwarfs… he wasn’t happy.

Miscellaneous

I’m as confused as a termite in a yo-yo.

Miscellaneous

She's got mud all over her from bum hole to breakfast time.

Miscellaneous

Hip: Smartly attuned to the latest cutting-edge cliches.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Definitions Miscellaneous

His mouth ain’t no prayerbook.

Miscellaneous

If you’re a boxing referee, it’s probably illegal to wear a bow tie that spins or changes colors.

Miscellaneous

I have my doubts about disbelief.

Miscellaneous