Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 15)

Liberty: Consists in giving everyone full right to mind everyone else’s business.

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He looks like he stepped out of a bandbox.

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That gumbo will make a Chihuahua break a chain.

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She’s got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.

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I’ve got no dog in that fight.

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Speaker: I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin.

Voice in the back: Begin at the ninth.

Communication Miscellaneous Speech

If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that’s all I have to say.

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When I shake hands with a man, the first thing I do is look him right in the eye. Then I start poking my hand around in the air, like I can’t find his hand. Then, if the guy’s still there, I finally shake it.

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Jesus Loves Me But He Can’t Stand You

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Well, shut my mouth.

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A blue million

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If enough people tell you you’re dead, you ought to lay down.

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If I ever become a mummy, I’m going to have it so when somebody opens my lid, a boxing glove on a spring shoots out.

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I wouldn't trade you for a farm in Georgia.

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Purty as a picture

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Peep of day

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Rarely has the phrase "going through the motions" felt more fitting.

writer, editor & film reviewer
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If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em go, because, man, they’re gone.

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I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled-up tobacco leaves.

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She looked like death eating a cracker.

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I’m as anxious as a one-eyed cat watching two rat holes.

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