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She could ruin a two-car funeral.

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He couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket.

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Meaner than a stripe-ed snake

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There’s no “I” in denial.

(1972 – ) English actor, comedian, writer, voice artist & director
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Slow as an iron toad

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Seen better legs on a table.

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Wild as a peach orchard hog.

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Devil's beating his wife with a frying pan

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Strong as a new well rope

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Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream.

(1930 – 1990) English journalist, author & media personality
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Slower than molasses in January

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I feel like I was et by a coyote and shit over a cliff.

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Time to paint your butt white and run with the antelope.

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No more sense than last year’s bird nest.

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When a dog is tight-mouthed

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A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.

(1935) British film director, producer & food critic
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Too bad you can’t buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.

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"shootin" horseshoes

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Like a spring lizard in a henhouse

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Chestnut time

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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared.

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