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I'll knock you into the middle of next week lookin' both ways for Sunday.

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She is pretty as a pumpkin and about half as smart.

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Just cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean you have to offer it a place to sit down.

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When I pick up a handful of sand at the beach and let it dribble through my fingers, I think, Man, this is not a very good vacation.

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Narrow between the eyes.

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It’s funny how two simple words, “I promise,” will stall people for a while.

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He don’t have a pot to piss in nor a window to throw it out of.

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Got a face like a mile of unpaved road.

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Jesus Loves You But I Don’t

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Lying like a snake in the grass.

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I’ll cloud up and rain all over you.

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Busier than a one eyed cat watching three mice holes.

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Uglier than a mud fence

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Whenever I start thinking that I am not living up to my potential, I remind myself of the old farmer and his fight to the death with the insane pig. It’s an exciting story, and it takes my mind off all this “potential” business.

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The bigger the box, the bigger the things that won't fit in it.

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He’s so tight when he blinks his eyes his toe’s curl up.

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She's uglier than homemade soap.

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For the record, folks; I never took a shit on stage and the closest I ever came to eating shit anywhere was at a Holiday Inn buffet in Fayetteville, North Carolina.

(1940 – 1993) composer, guitarist, record producer & film director
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The Old Home Fill ’Er Up And Keep On Truckin’ Cafe

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Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted.

(1894 – 1963) English writer
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There are no requests for jugglers – only ‘Don’t juggle!’

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