Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 16)

Sure as a cat has a climbing gear

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She’s so ugly her feet wouldn’t go to bed with her!

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She’s so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.

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If I tell you that rooster dips snuff, you better check under his wing for the can.

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If a cow had wheels, it would be a milk truck.

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Cooter-backed road

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Dumber than a barrel of hair

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Just because there is a rat in the barn doesn’t mean you need to burn it down.

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Not being born to parents who were accountants was probably my biggest mistake.

British boxing champion
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I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

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You don't have the sense God gave a chigger.

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He went and blessed me out!

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You’re like the dog that caught the car.

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He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow.

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One time I don’t think you should listen to your body is when it says “I’m dead.”

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Spring chicken

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Gridlock Christmas

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She’d scare a haint up a thorn tree.

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You ain’t worth a plug nickel.

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I wouldn’t mind if animals ate my body, after I’m dead. And before I’m dead, they could lick me.

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… like a turd in the punchbowl

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