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She’s got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.

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Broke out with money

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To my way of thinking, there’s nothing that can’t be cured by a big ol’ pot of beans… except maybe bean fever.

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As tall as a Georgia pine

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A face like a bee keepers apprentice

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One time I don’t think you should listen to your body is when it says “I’m dead.”

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One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don’t run with a wooden stake.

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She'll be late to her own funeral.

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I don’t know who St. Valentine was, but I hope he died alone, surrounded by couples.

(1972 – ) English actress & comedian
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Before a mad scientist goes mad, there’s probably a time when he’s only partially mad… and this is the time when he’s going to throw his best parties.

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Sure as a cat's got climbing gear.

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The football team from my high school was tough, after they sacked the quarterback they went after his family.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
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Do you reckon the Queen has ever pulled a blanket up so just her head’s showing and gone ‘Philip, look at me! I’m a stamp!'

(1980 – ) English comedian, television and radio presenter & actor
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I’ll never forget the time that skunk got under the house and Grandpa went under to get him…. boy, it smelled for months… you know, that was the last time we ever saw Grandpa.

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Purtier than a peach.

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Too Fat Polka

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I’ve got no dog in that fight.

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You're a dime holdin’ up a dollar.

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The water won’t clear till you get the hogs out of the creek.

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Klaus Toppmoller: hair like David Gower and dress sense like Austin Powers.

British sports announcer
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I feel like a dog's breakfast.

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