Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 18)

Bless your pea-pickin' heart.

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Quieter than a graveyard

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A little pain never hurt anyone.

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Children need encouragement: if a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling.

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He lives in your neck of the woods.

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Looks like you came to a goat’s house for wool!

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He's as mad as a wet hen.

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Rest your features

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Poor as gully dirt

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Dumber than a sack full of hammers.

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If the Vikings were around today, they would probably be amazed at how much glow-in-the-dark stuff we have, and how we take so much of it for granted.

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Only if they don't work.

(Pauline Phillips) (1918 – 2013) American advice columnist
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In the first castles, I bet a common mistake was putting the torture room next to the master bedroom. Boy, you’re just not going to get good sleep that way.

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Ready with his hat and slow with his money

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If [such and such happens] then it’s gonna be too wet to plow.

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I try to be as nice to her as I possibly can, because one day I may need part of her liver.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
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I never trust a man under sheets.

(1884 – 1980) author & wit
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Boy, I will walk a mud hole in you and stomp it dry.

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He looked like Death sucking a sponge.

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We didn't plan to take 'em to raise.

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Man was predestined to have free will.

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