Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 2)

I’m as anxious as a one-eyed cat watching two rat holes.

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A hangdog look

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Women wear a pair of panties but only one bra.

(1946 – ) American comedian
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People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: never repeat yourself.

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Like a polecat at a camp meeting

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Another horse been in his barn

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She's uglier than homemade soap.

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Oh for crying in the bucket.

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As long as Pat stayed in the army

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He could talk a dog off a meat wagon.

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Acupuncture: Waiting for a cure on pins and needles.

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We always go to bed with the chickens.

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Within a lash

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Use your head for something besides a hat rack.

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The thing I don’t get about pedophilia… why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy?

(1972 – ) Scottish comedian
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I bet it’s hard to break farmers of the old superstitions like “Tornado got Old Yeller, stay in the cellar.”

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Held his hind leg

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Well look what the cat dragged in.

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When I pick up a handful of sand at the beach and let it dribble through my fingers, I think, Man, this is not a very good vacation.

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The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving.

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