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Miscellaneous
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I swaney, Mama shoulda named me Grace.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When one does something clumsy
Let me hug your neck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well, if that don’t put pepper in the gumbo!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Isn't that something!
Other expressions
Well I'll be darned
She is so smart, even her teachers play chess with her.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
We live by the Golden Rule: those who have the gold make the rules.
“Buzzy” Bavasi
(1914 –2008) American baseball executive
Miscellaneous
Golden Rule
Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The thing I don’t get about pedophilia… why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy?
Frankie Boyle
(1972 – ) Scottish comedian
Miscellaneous
Pedophilia
What in the Sam Hill are you doing?
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
A mild oath
Other expressions
I’m so confused I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
Spent the last 3 days, alone, trying to learn escapology… I need to get out more.
Pete Firman
(1980 – ) English magician & comedian
Miscellaneous
Wordplay
Escape
He traveled a minute in thirty seconds.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Eddie: Mother, are you still on the computer?Gran: Yes, dear. Sometimes you get into a porn loop and just can’t get out.
June Whitfield
(1925 – ) English actress
Miscellaneous
As Gran in “Absolutely Fabulous”
Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for “better treatment”? … I’d ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you’d probably be able to get a lot of free games.
Miscellaneous
Uglier than a mud fence
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you’re in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don’t know what to tell you.
Miscellaneous
It'd be quicker to train kudzu.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not easily instructed
Other expressions
When I think of some of the things that have been done in the name of science, I have to cringe… no, wait, not science, vandalism; and not cringe, laugh.
Miscellaneous
I’m touching cotton.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ve got to use the bathroom badly
Other expressions
If that ain't right then grits ain't groceries.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
Of course
Other expressions
Sittin’ on the amen corner
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A place in a church reserved for persons leading congregational responses
Agreement
I agree with you
Other expressions
Happier 'n a puppy with two peters.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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