Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 2)

As easy as herding chickens/cats

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Dumb as a sack of doorknobs

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Don’t pay it no never mind.

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Just cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean you have to offer it a place to sit down.

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More than plenty

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Too poor to paint, too proud to whitewash.

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As full of wind as a corn-eating horse

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Too bad Lassie didn’t know how to ice skate, because then if she was in Holland on vacation in winter and someone said “Lassie, go skate for help,” she could do it.

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You don’t know shit from apple butter!

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Give a man a fish and it will feed him for a day, give the man a fishing rod and he will sell it for more fish, or burn it for firewood.

(1968 – ) English impressionist & comedian
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Penny: Just you wait and see. I’m gonna romance your freakin’ ass off.

Leonard: That’s beautiful. Is that Shakespeare?

(1975 – ) American actor
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She's so mad she's gonna raise sand.

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It’s hotter than a fritter!

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I expect them to come out… oh dear, I’d better not say fighting, had I?

Welsh football player, manager & coach
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Whenever you see a bunch of Italian guys talking Italian, just go up to them and start talking fake Italian. They may not understand you exactly, but at least everyone will get a nice warm “Italian” feeling.

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Jesus Loves Me But He Can’t Stand You

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Done done

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I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.

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Acupuncture: Waiting for a cure on pins and needles.

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He’s going to blow the gates of hell wide open when he goes.

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She’d make a freight train take a dirt road.

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