Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 2)

I’ll wear you out till your hide won’t hold shucks.

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I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out.

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The Horrible Movie Song

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It’s like swimming through peanut butter.

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… like a turd in the punchbowl

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With every new sunrise, there is a new chance. But with every sunset, you blew it.

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Either fish or cut bait.

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Quit bein’ ugly.

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Devil's beating his wife with a frying pan

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He fell ass over teakettle.

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Sweatin’ like a $2 whore in church

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She’s totin’ the high leg.

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So hungry my belly thinks my throat's been cut.

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He sticks to that boy like white on rice.

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The worst misfortune that can happen to an ordinary man is to have an extraordinary father.

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All the goodness of a good egg cannot make up for the badness of a bad one.

(1819 – 1897) American journalist, author & senior government official
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I saw on this nature show how the male elk douses himself with urine to smell sweeter to the opposite sex. What a coincidence!

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He's dumber than a mud fence.

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The Thing

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Georgia buggy

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Don't get your tit in a ringer!

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