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As easy as herding chickens/cats
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Difficult
Other expressions
Dumb as a sack of doorknobs
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don’t pay it no never mind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disregard it.
Other expressions
Just cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean you have to offer it a place to sit down.
Miscellaneous
Don't invite trouble
Other expressions
More than plenty
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A bountiful meal
More than enough to eat
Other expressions
Too poor to paint, too proud to whitewash.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pride
As full of wind as a corn-eating horse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Full of hot air
Other expressions
Talkative
Too bad Lassie didn’t know how to ice skate, because then if she was in Holland on vacation in winter and someone said “Lassie, go skate for help,” she could do it.
Miscellaneous
You don’t know shit from apple butter!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Clueless
Doesn’t know anything
Other expressions
Give a man a fish and it will feed him for a day, give the man a fishing rod and he will sell it for more fish, or burn it for firewood.
Jon Culshaw
(1968 – ) English impressionist & comedian
Miscellaneous
Proverbs
Fish
Penny: Just you wait and see. I’m gonna romance your freakin’ ass off.
Leonard: That’s beautiful. Is that Shakespeare?
John Galecki
(1975 – ) American actor
Miscellaneous
As Dr. Leonard Hofstadter in “The Big Bang Theory”
She's so mad she's gonna raise sand.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It’s hotter than a fritter!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I expect them to come out… oh dear, I’d better not say fighting, had I?
Peter Shreeves
Welsh football player, manager & coach
Miscellaneous
Whenever you see a bunch of Italian guys talking Italian, just go up to them and start talking fake Italian. They may not understand you exactly, but at least everyone will get a nice warm “Italian” feeling.
Miscellaneous
Jesus Loves Me But He Can’t Stand You
Austin Lounge Lizards
Miscellaneous
Done done
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Done
Finished
Other expressions
I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.
Miscellaneous
Acupuncture: Waiting for a cure on pins and needles.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Acupuncture
He’s going to blow the gates of hell wide open when he goes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A particularly wild or mean person
Other expressions
She’d make a freight train take a dirt road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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