Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 2)

Uglier than the southbound end of a northbound donkey.

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80 Proof Bottle of Tear Stopper

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Nervous as a cow with a bucktooth calf.

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Girdler,  Kentucky

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They’re like two peas in a pod.

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Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake: Straddle a big crack in the ground, and if it opens wider, go “Whoa! Whoa!” and flail your arms around, like you’re going to fall in.

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Don’t insult the alligator till you’ve crossed the stream.

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The Quotable A**hole

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Got your feathers ruffled.

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It’s got tits or tires, you’re gonna have trouble with it.

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Boy, ain't no difference twixt them and you 'cept God's Love.

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I don’t pretend to have all the answers; I don’t pretend to even know what the questions are… hey, where am I?

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Hasn’t anyone ever warned Jacqueline Kennedy about Greeks bearing gifts?

(1884 – 1980) author & wit
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Girl, you look so good I could take you home and sop you up with a biscuit.

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Poor as gully dirt

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Sure as a cat has a climbing gear

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We in the short rows.

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All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed.

English football player
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Railroad time

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Two ax handles acrost

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Peep of day

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