Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 20)

Witch Doctor

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I’m a psychic amnesiac… I know in advance what I’ll forget.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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Sittin’ on the amen corner

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If you want your dreams to come true, don’t sleep.

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He wuz smilin' like a rat eatin onions.

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Taxidermal Therapy

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Energizer Bunny arrested… charged with battery.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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Pencil Neck Geek

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Plum tuckered

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Had a hard row to hoe

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Beard,  West Virginia

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I bet Neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then they would get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky brows too, and they'd get mad and eat the snowman.

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Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.

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Rest your features

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If I tell you a duck can pull a truck, shut up an hook it up.

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Those wise decisions you make when you’re young are those foolish ones you’ll live with when your old.

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Laugh, clown, laugh; this is what I tell myself whenever I dress up like Bozo.

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Our grandpas swapped horses.

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A lot of times when you first start out on a project you think: this is never going to be finished, but then it is, and you think: Wow, it wasn’t even worth it.

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I don’t know her from Adam’s house cat.

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Dumber than a road lizard

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