Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 20)

Well, knock me down and call me 'Shorty'!

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Old Keith Richards – Paul and Storm The Villain Who Wears No Pants

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He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow.

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Just remember, if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.

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You look like five miles of bad road.

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I Can’t Get Over You, So Why Don’t You Get Under Me?

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The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it’s just sort of a tired feeling.

(1959 – ) American comedian
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So ugly he could snag lightning

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I try to be as nice to her as I possibly can, because one day I may need part of her liver.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
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Bobby Wheeler: We were wondering if you would join us for a few minutes?

Jim: Well, what did you decide?

(1938 – ) American actor
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I said to my wife, ‘Guess what I heard in the pub? … They reckon the milkman has made love to every woman in this road except one’ and she said, ‘I’ll bet it’s that stuck-up Phyllis at number 23.’

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They from off.

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If you can't beat ‘em join ‘em, and if you can’t join ‘em beat ‘em.

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I've had an apple out of that bag.

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His front porch light is burnt out.

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It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.

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That possum's on the stump.

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Mean enough to charge hell with a quart of ice water.

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She’s possum ugly.

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In some countries, what I did would be considered polite, especially Fartland.

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If I ever get burned beyond recognition, and you can’t decide if it’s me or not, just put my funny fisherman’s hat on my head. “See, it’s me!”

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