Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 22)

For every credibility gap, there is a gullibility fill.

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Plastic Jesus

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Does a bear shit in the woods?

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The absence of alternatives clears the mind marvelously.

(1923 – ) German-born diplomat & scholar
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It don’t take long to examine a hot horseshoe.

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I'd hire her to haunt a house!

Appearance Miscellaneous Ugly

She's got mud all over her from bum hole to breakfast time.

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He’s dumb as a sack full of hammers.

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I hope that when I die, people say about me, ‘Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.’

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Efficiency: The knack of getting somebody to do a job you don’t like.

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If I had two wheels, I would be a bicycle.

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If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you always got.

(Ask Amy) (1959 – ) American advice columnist
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She’s got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.

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Y’all have chairs.

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Corduroy Pants

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Too mean for Jesus, too dumb for the Devil

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Probably one of the main problems with owning a robot is when you want him to go out in the snow to get the paper, he doesn’t want to go because it’s so cold, so you have to get out your whip and start whipping him, and the kids start crying, and oh why did I ever get this stupid robot?

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She could ruin a two-car funeral.

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Dumber than a sack full of hammers.

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It’s fascinating to think that all around us there’s an invisible world we can’t even see. I’m speaking, of course, of the world of the Invisible Scary Skeletons.

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Oral Sadism And The Vegetarian Personality

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