Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 23)

Four Gotes,  Cambridgeshire, England

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All the dress shops are sold out in Washington. It’s hard to find a great dress for this inauguration.

(1946 – ) American cretin & 45th U.S. president
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Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

(1946 – ) American comedian
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I've sallyjacked the potato salad.

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Colder than a well digger's ass

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What are they planting to grow the seedless watermelon?

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor
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Plantation dog

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He’s busier than a one legged man in a butt kickin’ contest.

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She’s cuter than a bug’s ear.

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Prettier than a spotted heifer in a pansy patch!

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Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk: A Modest Bestiary

(1956 – ) American humorist, comedian & author
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Yeller dope

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Livin’ high on the hawg.

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He went after it whole hog.

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He’s got a tough row to hoe

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Well I’ll be John Brown.

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Like a polecat at a camp meeting

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Dressed like a Philadelphia lawyer

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Hotter than a June bride.

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I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed psychiatrist is our ‘friend.’

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A fine howdy-do

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