Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 23)

Her tongue was tied in the middle and loose at both ends.

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If I ever get real rich, I hope I’m not real mean to poor people, like I am now.

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I quit my job at the helium gas factory – I didn’t like being spoken to in that voice.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Miscellaneous Speech

He’s dumb as a sack full of hammers.

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Greener than goose shit

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Sip 'N See

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He’s gone to hell in a hand basket.

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I hope I never have to use my underpants as a flag, because after that I could never let my underpants touch the ground

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The old pool shooter had won many a game in his life. But now it was time to hang up the cue. When he did, all the other cues came crashing go the floor. Sorry, he said with a smile.

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If [such and such happens] then it’s gonna be too wet to plow.

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Cow Imagination

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You can’t tell nobody nothing that ain’t ever been nowhere!

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Who do you favor?

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Hearing nuns’ confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.

(1965 – ) film & television actor
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She could eat watermelon through a chicken wire fence.

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When poverty comes in the front door, love goes out the back.

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She Broken My Heart, So I Broke His Jaw

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Not being born to parents who were accountants was probably my biggest mistake.

British boxing champion
Boxing Miscellaneous Sports

Don’t trust the heart, it wants your blood.

(1909 – 1966) Polish poet, writer & aphorist
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It’s hotter than a fritter!

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He went and blessed me out!

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