Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 23)

I'll knock you so hard you'll see tomorrow today.

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He’s three sheets in the wind.

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“I’ve grown fat on the contents of charity packages,” said Tom carefully.

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If you ever reach total enlightenment while you’re drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.

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I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.

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She's so mad she's gonna raise sand.

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Go hog wild

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The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires

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After such an introduction, I can hardly wait to hear what I’m going to say.

(1909 – 1977) British journalist
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I’d like to be buried Indian-style, where they put you up on a high rack, above the ground. That way, you could get hit by meteorites and not even feel it.

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Doesn’t have a pot to piss in

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I was much further out than you thought, and not waving but drowning.

stand-up comedian, actor, writer & producer
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Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.

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Oh for crying in the bucket.

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Hotter than the hinges of Hell.

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In my opinion anyone interested in improving himself should not rule out becoming pure energy.

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I think man invented the car by instinct.

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I think the movie actually made my heart beat slower.

American movie critic
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Stomping grounds

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He’s like a bad penny.

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Good intentions are invariably ungrammatical.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
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