Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 24)

Uglier than the southbound end of a northbound donkey.

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When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns.

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You can’t just let nature run wild.

(1919 – 2010) U.S. Governor (Arkansas) & Secretary of the Interior
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A face like a well slapped ass.

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Novelties and notions? What kind of notions you got?

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Miscellaneous TV/Movie Quotes

He’s so dumb, he could throw himself on the ground and miss.

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Instead of building more bombs… let’s find more uses for the ones we already have.

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I hope no one is allergic to nuts… because I like to rest mine on the table.

(1972 – ) Scottish comedian
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I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, yahoo, I’d have all my money back.

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Don't stand behind a coughing cow.

Miscellaneous Proverbs

Rough as a cob

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As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party

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Flat as a fritter.

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Pore mouthin’

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Like three feet up a bull’s ass

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It’s two degrees hotter than the hinges of Hell.

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We didn't plan to take 'em to raise.

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They from off.

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Get a hump on

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I have a plan, but … If I win, I don’t want to broadcast to the enemy exactly what my plan is.

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Sober as a judge

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