Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 24)

Like a dose of salts through a widow woman.

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One foot in the grave

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That’s how the cow ate the cabbage.

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“Mash” the gas

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I'd rather pay his board than board him.

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Either fish or cut bait.

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It's gonna be a gully washer.

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I wonder if Dracula ever has ticks.

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A rooster one day, a feather duster the next.

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Toward the end of the Stone Age I bet there was already a feeling that metal was just around the corner.

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Hold your horses

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With every new sunrise, there is a new chance; but with every sunset, you blew it.

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Would you raise that winder down! I'm freezin' my tail off!

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I hope I never have to use my underpants as a flag, because after that I could never let my underpants touch the ground

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Sharp as a ball peen hammer.

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I hope she lives to a 150 and looks it.

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Hotter than Satan’s housecat.

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Bless your pea-pickin' heart.

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Let me hug your neck.

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Forty eleven

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I feel lower than a snake in snowshoes.

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