Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 25)

If you’re a cowboy and you’re dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.

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He's tighter than a fiddle string

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It was all still and Sunday-like.

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If you are in trouble and told to go out and cut your own switch…don’t come back with a little one…that ain’t going to work for ya.

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Don’t Roll Those Bloodshot Eyes At Me

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He looks like he got beat with a ugly stick.

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One of the worst things you can do as an actor, I think, is to forget your lines, and then get so flustered you start stabbing the other actors.

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You look like death eating a cracker.

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I don’t pretend to have all the answers; I don’t pretend to even know what the questions are… hey, where am I?

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It'd be quicker to train kudzu.

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He looks like something the cat drug in and the dog wouldn't eat.

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You want to get three feet up a bull’s ass, just listen to the whisperings of sweethearts.

(1954 – 2008) British film director, playwright & screenwriter
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She looked like death eating a cracker.

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Beanville, Vermont

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Give down the country.

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It is so hot… chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.

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Here’s a picture of me with R.E.M.; that’s me in the corner.

(1964 – ) English comedian
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Speed Limit Enforced by Sniper

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Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, ‘My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic’?

(1973 – ) English comedian, writer, actor, director & producer
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Instead of burning a guy at the stake, what about burning him at the stilts? … it probably lasts longer, plus it moves around.

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If you were an ancient barbarian, I bet a real embarrassing thing would be if you were sacking Rome and your cape got caught on something and you couldn’t get it unhooked, and you had to ask another barbarian to unhook it for you.

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