Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 25)

Is it any 'count?

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Go off half-cocked

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Too mean for Jesus, too dumb for the Devil

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I’m as confused as a termite in a yo-yo.

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The Atlanta Hawks are a bunch of guys who would prefer to pass kidney stones than pass a basketball.

American basketball coach
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Looks like you came to a goat’s house for wool!

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Telephone Man

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When poverty comes in the front door, love goes out the back.

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Man was predestined to have free will.

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If you had a brain you'd play with it.

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I saw on this nature show how the male elk douses himself with urine to smell sweeter to the opposite sex. What a coincidence!

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My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage; I take that as a compliment.

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The water won’t clear till you get the hogs out of the creek.

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My Elizabeth was as pure as the driven snow; and I am the only driver she ever had!

(1922 – 1991) American comedian
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Fee. Fi. Fo. Meh.

writer, editor & film reviewer
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I’m gonna have a ‘Come to Jesus’ meeting with him.

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His family tree is a trunk.

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I’d rather have a broke back in hell.

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I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while you’re in midair, you still hit those brakes.

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“Mash” the gas

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She’s so stubborn she’d argue with a stop sign.

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