Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 25)

Hasn’t anyone ever warned Jacqueline Kennedy about Greeks bearing gifts?

(1884 – 1980) author & wit
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He’s just loudin’ off.

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Bank walker

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It's raining harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock.

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If you had a brain you'd play with it.

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She’s got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.

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One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don’t run with wooden stakes.

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Lying like a snake in the grass.

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Tell a story

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Lupus,  Missouri

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A fine howdy-do

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Wilder than a March hare

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He's busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kickin' contest.

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I am ashamed of confessing that I have nothing to confess.


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If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, what a Merry Christmas we’d have.

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She can burn water.

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Toad choker/frog strangler

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Don't let the bear get'cha.

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If Alien was my friend, I'd like to be with him when he went to the dentist. When they started drilling, he'd probably go nuts and start eating everybody. That Alien!

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The Atlanta Hawks are a bunch of guys who would prefer to pass kidney stones than pass a basketball.

American basketball coach
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It's hotter than a pair of jumper cables at at redneck picnic.

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