Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 25)

The Thing

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A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.

(1978 – ) American actress, writer & comedian
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Her apron’s ridin’ high.

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You'd have to be William Tell to hit a straw bale round here.

British motorcycle road racer
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Do you reckon the Queen has ever pulled a blanket up so just her head’s showing and gone ‘Philip, look at me! I’m a stamp!'

(1980 – ) English comedian, television and radio presenter & actor
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To put the spit on the apple.

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When I think of some of the things that have been done in the name of science, I have to cringe… no, wait, not science, vandalism; and not cringe, laugh.

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I ate dinner last night at a friend of mine’s house and he has – what do you call those things? … a baby.

(1949 – 2016) American comedian & television actor
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It’s funny how two simple words, “I promise,” will stall people for a while.

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Fixments

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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared.

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As scarce as hens teeth.

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If I ever become a mummy, I’m going to have it so when somebody opens my lid, a boxing glove on a spring shoots out.

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People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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She can burn water.

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One thing a computer can do that most humans can’t is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse.

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A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.

(1935) British film director, producer & food critic
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If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you’ll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.

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He wuz smilin' like a rat eatin onions.

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Doesn’t have a pot to piss in

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He don’t know daylight from dark.

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