Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 25)

Never try to keep up with the Joneses; drag them down to your level… it’s cheaper that way.

(1908 – 1999) English writer
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Stronger’n a garlic milkshake

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I don’t pretend to have all the answers; I don’t pretend to even know what the questions are… hey, where am I?

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I guess I’ll never forget her. And maybe I don't want to. Her spirit was wild, like a wild monkey. Her beauty was like a beautiful horse being ridden by a wild monkey. I forget her other qualities.

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Out of soap

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The Piano Has Been Drinking

(1949 – ) American singer-songwriter, composer & actor
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When old dogs bark, it's time to watch out.

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Sunday face

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He was grinnin' like a possum eatin' bumble bees.

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Oh for crying in the bucket.

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I hope that when I die, people say about me, ‘Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.’

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Tougher than a one-eared alley cat.

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I’d like to see a James Bond movie where James Bond gets behind financially and maybe has to take out a bill consolidation loan, because even when he’s applying for the loan he’s still real smart-alecky.

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Count the people.

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If you can’t give me your word of honor, will you give me your promise?

(1879 – 1974) film producer
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Does a bear shit in the woods?

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One time I don’t think you should listen to your body is when it says “I’m dead.”

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Thirty years one summer

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Doesn’t have a pot to piss in

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Bank walker

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That was back when Christ wore knee-britches.

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