Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 26)

Women wear a pair of panties but only one bra.

(1946 – ) American comedian
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This gravy's so good, if you get it on your forehead your tongue's gonna slap your brains out!

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If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you’re in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don’t know what to tell you.

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He’s got molasses in his britches.

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I'm so hungry, my stomach is gnawing on my backbone!

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Broken Groin, South Carolina

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If she gets to heaven she'll ask to see the upstairs.

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Wouldn’t say soo-ee if the pigs were eating him

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He took in a lot of mules.

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Give a 50 cent answer for a nickel question.

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Mend fences.

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It’s two degrees hotter than the hinges of Hell.

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Eddie: Mother, are you still on the computer?

Gran: Yes, dear. Sometimes you get into a porn loop and just can’t get out.

(1925 – ) English actress
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I’d like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he’s flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground; now that’s a documentary!

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It’s like swimming through peanut butter.

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You don’t have to have a long neck to be a goose.

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Good news rarely comes in a brown envelope.

(1909 – 1976) British army officer, company director & politician
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It come up a bad cloud.

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If you want to be the most popular person in your class, whenever the professor pauses in his lecture, just let out a big snort and say “How do you figger that!” real loud. Then lean back and sort of smirk.

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He couldn't pull the skin off a custard.

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In some places it’s known as a tornado – In others, a cyclone… nd in still others, the Idiot’s Merry-go round; but around here they’ll always be known as screw-boys.

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