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(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Miscellaneous

He was grinnin' like a possum eatin' briars.

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Miscellaneous Grinning Other expressions Smiling

If you want to be the most popular person in your class, whenever the professor pauses in his lecture, just let out a big snort and say “How do you figger that!” real loud. Then lean back and sort of smirk.

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Bless your pea-pickin' heart.

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Miscellaneous Other expressions

I’ll cloud up and rain all over you.

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Miscellaneous A threat Other expressions

Her tongue was tied in the middle and loose at both ends.

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Miscellaneous About someone who talks too much Other expressions

One foot in the grave

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Miscellaneous Close to death Other expressions

I think that a hat which has a little cannon that fires and then goes back inside the hat is at least a decade away.

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I bet what happened was they discovered fire and invented the wheel on the same day. Then that night, they burned the wheel.

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Who Walks In When I Walk Out?

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Miscellaneous Written by Al Goodhart / Ralph Freed / Al Hoffman

You learn more character on the two-yard line than anywhere else in life.

Paul Dietzel

American football player, coach & administrator

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Two ax handles acrost

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In a coon's age.

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Miscellaneous A long time Other expressions

Old as dirt

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I'd rather pay his board than board him.

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Miscellaneous Expense Has a big appetite Other expressions

I’d like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he’s flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground; now that’s a documentary!

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Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 27)

Colder than a well digger's ass

She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

You look like you were pulled through a knothole backwards.

Pore mouthin’

I wish to my never.

How do you write ‘zero’ in Roman Numerals?

He was grinnin' like a possum eatin' briars.

If you want to be the most popular person in your class, whenever the professor pauses in his lecture, just let out a big snort and say “How do you figger that!” real loud. Then lean back and sort of smirk.

Bless your pea-pickin' heart.

I’ll cloud up and rain all over you.

Her tongue was tied in the middle and loose at both ends.

One foot in the grave

I think that a hat which has a little cannon that fires and then goes back inside the hat is at least a decade away.

I bet what happened was they discovered fire and invented the wheel on the same day. Then that night, they burned the wheel.

Who Walks In When I Walk Out?

You learn more character on the two-yard line than anywhere else in life.

Two ax handles acrost

In a coon's age.

Old as dirt

I'd rather pay his board than board him.

I’d like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he’s flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground; now that’s a documentary!