Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 27)

This is gooder'n grits.

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If I tell you a duck can pull a truck, shut up an hook it up.

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Four Gotes,  Cambridgeshire, England

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Return an answer.

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If you can't hang with the big dawgs, get off the porch!

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She could eat watermelon through a chicken wire fence.

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You’ve got the saw by the wrong tree.

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Good Heavenly Days!

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You couldn’t catch a catfish in a coffee cup.

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like trying to herd cats

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So this cowboy walks in to a German car showroom and he says "Audi!"

(1967 – ) English actor, writer & comedian
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The bathtub was invented in 1850 and the telephone in 1875 … In other words, if you had been living in 1850, you could have sat in the bathtub for 25 years without having to answer the phone.

(1902 – 1982) American professional baseball executive & club owner
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Just cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean you have to offer it a place to sit down.

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Up shit creek without a paddle

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Don't gobble in the woods during hunting season.

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His front porch light is burnt out.

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Slow as Christmas

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That ain't worth the powder to blow it to hell.

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Don’t Roll Those Bloodshot Eyes At Me

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He acts like he’s ten feet tall and bullet-proof.

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He was as mad as a mule chewing on bumblebees!

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