Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 28)

That ain't worth the powder to blow it to hell.

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Meaner 'n a rattlesnake.

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Ain't I God's own fool?

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Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants.

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You can’t blame a worm for not wanting to go fishing.

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Well, hush my mouth.

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It is so hot… chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.

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You don't have the sense God gave a chigger.

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You can’t measure a snake till ti’t stretched out dead.

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Spread the table.

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In some countries, what I did would be considered polite, especially Fartland.

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“I’m falling into a void,” said Tom flawlessly.

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He’d scare a horse from his oats.

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One way I think you can tell if you have a curse on you is if you open a box of toothpicks and they all fly up and stick in your face.

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I swaney, Mama shoulda named me Grace.

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When poverty comes in the front door, love goes out the back.

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She came down the road like a Tennessee Walker.

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He don’t have a pot to piss in nor a window to throw it out of.

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Broken Groin, South Carolina

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Too Fat Polka

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Will ya take on wood?

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