Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 28)

Avon In The Amazon

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Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for “better treatment”? … I’d ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you’d probably be able to get a lot of free games.

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One foot in the grave

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We live by the Golden Rule: those who have the gold make the rules.

(1914 –2008) American baseball executive
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He was so fat it was easier to go over top of him than around him.

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The water was higher than a cat’s back.

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I’ve got no dog in that fight.

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He’s going to blow the gates of hell wide open when he goes.

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I’m not sure I want to get the nickname “The Love Machine,” because how does that affect my nickname now, which is “The Lawn-Cutting Machine?”

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He’s just loudin’ off.

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Oh shine!

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I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

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Don’t keep reaching for the stars because you’ll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.

(1974 – ) American comedian, actor, producer & television host
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I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out.

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A little pain never hurt anyone.

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Mites don’t fly this time of the year.

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Everybody’s in the same pew

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I’m gonna tan your hide.

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Pissin’ in the wind

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Chugged full.

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Jackin yer jaw

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