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Miscellaneous
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I’ve got no dog in that fight.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It doesn’t concern me
It’s none of my business
Other expressions
Let’s be honest: Isn’t a lot what we call tap dancing really just nerves?
Entertainment
Miscellaneous
Tap-dancing
When You’re Hot, You’re Hot
Jerry Reed
Miscellaneous
They never could set horses.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Never could get along
Other expressions
No, it’s liquid sunshine.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sarcastic response to when someone asks if it is raining
I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.
Miscellaneous
I hope no one is allergic to nuts… because I like to rest mine on the table.
Frankie Boyle
(1972 – ) Scottish comedian
Miscellaneous
Creaking doors hang the longest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Frail folk often outlast the younger and fitter
Other expressions
If you want your dreams to come true, don’t sleep.
Yiddish proverb
Miscellaneous
Dreams
Gooder’n snuff and not half as dusty
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Instead of past, present, and future, I’d prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Miscellaneous
Talk the legs off a dead mule – or – talk the hind leg off a donkey
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talk excessively
He is just a hole in search of donut.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’d like to be buried Indian-style, where they put you up on a high rack, above the ground. That way, you could get hit by meteorites and not even feel it.
Miscellaneous
She's so sweet, sugar wouldn't melt in her mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He could tear up a railroad track with a rubber hammer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Incompetence
Other expressions
If you’re ever giving a speech, when you start out, act nervous and get mixed up a little bit. Then, as you go along, get better and better. Then, at the end, give off a white, glowing light and have rays shoot out of you.
Miscellaneous
You could throw her in a river and skim ugly for two days.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Faster than a knife fight in a phone booth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A face like a boiled fist
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He don’t have a pot to piss in nor a window to throw it out of.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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