Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 29)

She’d scare a haint up a thorn tree.

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Sittin’ on the amen corner

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Whenever you read a good book, it’s like the author is right there, in the room talking to you, which is why I don’t like to read good books.

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That size don't get no bigger.

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Old Keith Richards – Paul and Storm The Villain Who Wears No Pants

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About as useful as buttons on a dishrag

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He has a heart of gold… only harder.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
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A shallow brook is noisiest.

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He traveled a minute in thirty seconds.

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The football team from my high school was tough, after they sacked the quarterback they went after his family.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
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Spent the last 3 days, alone, trying to learn escapology… I need to get out more.

(1980 – ) English magician & comedian
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She could make the Pope kick out a stained glass window.

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What makes Teflon stick to the pan?

(1946 – ) American comedian
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That is to much pumpkin for a nickel.

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If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em go, because, man, they’re gone.

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A lot of times when you first start out on a project you think: this is never going to be finished, but then it is, and you think: Wow, it wasn’t even worth it.

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Too slow to keep worms in a tin.

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Quieter than a graveyard

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Livin’ high on the hawg.

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Warmin’ over old soup

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Hip: Smartly attuned to the latest cutting-edge cliches.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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