Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 3)

Busted two sets of knee caps

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I don’t know whether to help you or euthanize you.

(1980 – ) Canadian actor, director, writer & musician
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After such an introduction, I can hardly wait to hear what I’m going to say.

(1909 – 1977) British journalist
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Count the people.

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We didn't plan to take 'em to raise.

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The fly in the ointment.

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If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that’s another weakness.

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Gooder than grits

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Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.

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He was as mad as a mule chewin' on bumblebees!

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Don’t start choppin’ till you’ve treed the coon.

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I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

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He looks like something the cat drug in and the dog wouldn't eat.

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Like they do in Alabama

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Well, hush my mouth.

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Stomping grounds

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Don’t insult the alligator till you’ve crossed the stream.

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Good Heavenly Days!

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Piss on the fire and call in the dogs.

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What if nothing exists and we’re all in somebody’s dream? .. or what'’s worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
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Probably one of the worst things about being a genie in a magic lamp is a little thing called “lamp stench.”

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