Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 3)

Give a 50 cent answer for a nickel question.

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She’s lost as last years Easter egg.

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The best way out is always through.

(1874 – 1963) American poet
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Slower than molasses in January

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I’ve always been bad at spelling – not sure whether it’s nature or nurture.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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I was sad, because I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet; so, I took his shoes, cuz hey, he wan’t using them!

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Instead of trying to build newer and bigger weapons of destruction, we should be thinking about getting more use out of the ones we already have.

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Empty as a winter rain barrel.

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Spent the last 3 days, alone, trying to learn escapology… I need to get out more.

(1980 – ) English magician & comedian
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Well, that puts the tassel on the cap.

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Railroad time

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Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for “better treatment”? … I’d ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you’d probably be able to get a lot of free games.

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Fee. Fi. Fo. Meh.

writer, editor & film reviewer
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Probably one of the main problems with owning a robot is when you want him to go out in the snow to get the paper, he doesn’t want to go because it’s so cold, so you have to get out your whip and start whipping him, and the kids start crying, and oh why did I ever get this stupid robot?

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I don’t know that there are real ghosts and goblins, but there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.

American writer
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Shet [shut] the light.

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Intercourse,  Pennsylvania

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I swaney, Mama shoulda named me Grace.

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It's your little red wagon, you can push it or pull it.

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Laugh, clown, laugh; this is what I tell myself whenever I dress up like Bozo.

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He’s dumb as a sack full of hammers.

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