Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 30)

I’d like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he’s flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground; now that’s a documentary!

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Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Sausages

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Girlfriend Calling You Fat? You Probably Are. Ride Bike

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Now that’ll throw yer hat in the creek.

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I’ve got no dog in that fight.

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When I shake hands with a man, the first thing I do is look him right in the eye. Then I start poking my hand around in the air, like I can’t find his hand. Then, if the guy’s still there, I finally shake it.

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She could talk the leg off a horse.

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To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there’s no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.

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You couldn't hit sand if you fell off a camel.

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It's hotter than Georgia asphalt.

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I don’t pay him no nevermind.

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If the Lord’s willing and the creeks don’t rise.

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He ain’t a man to tie too.

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“Mash” the gas

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He’s steal a chaw of tobacco out of your mouth if you yawned.

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A lot of times when you first start out on a project you think: this is never going to be finished, but then it is, and you think: Wow, it wasn’t even worth it.

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I think I’m tryin’to get sick.

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Prettier than a spotted heifer in a pansy patch!

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He's as country as a bowl of grits.

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Consider the daffodil; and while you’re doing that, I’ll be over here, looking through your stuff.

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Plantation dog

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