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Miscellaneous
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She Even Woke Me Up to Say Goodbye
Various artists
Miscellaneous
Written by D Gilmore & M Newbury
There’s a world that we know nothing about, that we can only imagine… and that is the world of books.
Miscellaneous
He couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A poor shot
Has poor aim
Other expressions
He could sell firewood in hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Convincing
Other expressions
Persuasive
Otterville, Missouri
Miscellaneous
I don’t know that there are real ghosts and goblins, but there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.
Robert Brault
American writer
Miscellaneous
Ghosts
Goblins
You don’t know shit from apple butter!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Clueless
Doesn’t know anything
Other expressions
Going to hell in a handbasket
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Going downhill fast
Headed for disaster
Other expressions
It would be better to dress him than to feed him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Expense
He eats a lot
Other expressions
Busted two sets of knee caps
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Walked too much
As stubborn as a blue-nose mule and as busy as a cranberry merchant.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stubborn
Mites stay on a chicken’s ass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone says they “might”
You are about as grateful as a toothache.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talk to the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Say the blessing or grace before the meal
The fool’s so lost he don’t know if he’s afoot or on horseback.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
I’m gonna tan your hide.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
He’s like a bad penny.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Always turning up.
Other expressions
Busier than a one eyed cat watching three mice holes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Rough as a cob
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Abrasive
Course
Other expressions
Rough
He was wound up tighter ‘en a bango string.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
High strung
Other expressions
I’ll knock you in the head and tell God you died.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
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