Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 31)

She Even Woke Me Up to Say Goodbye

There’s a world that we know nothing about, that we can only imagine… and that is the world of books.

He couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat.

He could sell firewood in hell.

Otterville,  Missouri

I don’t know that there are real ghosts and goblins, but there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.

American writer

You don’t know shit from apple butter!

Going to hell in a handbasket

It would be better to dress him than to feed him.

Busted two sets of knee caps

As stubborn as a blue-nose mule and as busy as a cranberry merchant.

Mites stay on a chicken’s ass.

You are about as grateful as a toothache.

Talk to the table.

The fool’s so lost he don’t know if he’s afoot or on horseback.

I’m gonna tan your hide.

He’s like a bad penny.

Busier than a one eyed cat watching three mice holes.

Rough as a cob

He was wound up tighter ‘en a bango string.

I’ll knock you in the head and tell God you died.