Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 31)

A face like a bee keepers apprentice

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She came down the road like a Tennessee Walker.

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The eleventh commandment; “Thou shalt not be found out,” is the only one that is virtually impossible to keep these days.

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A near man with a dollar

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Oh for crying in the bucket.

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If i was feelin any better i'd give five dollars for a good headache.

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Don’t start choppin’ till you’ve treed the coon.

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So this cowboy walks in to a German car showroom and he says "Audi!"

(1967 – ) English actor, writer & comedian
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You look like death eating a cracker.

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“This steering wheel really is stuck”, Tom maintained unswervingly.

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She has a butt like a forty-dollar mule.

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It's come a cloud.

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I’ll snatch you bald headed.

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My hind foot!

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I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

(1969 – ) comedian & actor
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You know one thing that will really make a woman mad?… just run up and kick her in the butt. (P.S. This also works with men.)

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You didn’t pick up a crooked stick.

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He ain’t a man to tie too.

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He/she looked like death eating a cracker.

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She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm.

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Well, shut my mouth.

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