Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 31)

Now that’ll throw yer hat in the creek.

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Come here and gimme a Yankee dime.

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I wish a robot would get elected president; that way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad.

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I think they should continue the policy of not giving a Nobel Prize for paneling.

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Broke out with money

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There is nothing more awkward than the moment you realize you’re getting a double-cheek kiss.

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She came down the road like a Tennessee Walker.

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I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.

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You need to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.

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He’s livin' in high cotton.

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We live by the Golden Rule: those who have the gold make the rules.

(1914 –2008) American baseball executive
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A near man with a dollar

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You can hear her three fields off.

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I’m touching cotton.

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My mom used to stick her head in the oven. Actually she only did it the once, but it was pretty weird.

(1963 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
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Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn’t designed to catch mice at all, but to protect little cheese “gems” from burglars.

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Grace the table.

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Bank walker

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You couldn’t catch a catfish in a coffee cup.

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Fair to middlin’

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He looks like he stepped out of a bandbox.

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