Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 32)

Beanville, Vermont

He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow.

Oooo weee… I see Christmas.

If promises were persimmons, possums could eat good at her place.

If the Vikings were around today, they would probably be amazed at how much glow-in-the-dark stuff we have, and how we take so much of it for granted.

You’re acting crazier than a sprayed roach!

Stomping grounds

Bobby Wheeler: We were wondering if you would join us for a few minutes?

Jim: Well, what did you decide?

(1938 – ) American actor

Like getting an ox out of the ditch

Cross my heart and hope to eat my weight in goslings.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Couldn't hit a barn if you were on the inside.

Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Sausages

I'm gonna put knots on yor head faster than you can rub them.

I now know I’m psychic, because every time I go see a fortune teller, I know everything she says will be absolute bullshit ahead of time.

Like a buzzard roosted in it

Every dog has his day.

Don't get your cows runnin.

He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.

Darn it, I tumped over my tea.

Well when you go through a briar patch you don’t know which briar scratched you.

Don’t judge someone until they have tossed your salad.

(1954 – ) American actor & singer