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Miscellaneous
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Beanville, Vermont
Miscellaneous
He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Egotistical
Full of himself
Other expressions
Oooo weee… I see Christmas.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said if a girl’s underwear was showing
If promises were persimmons, possums could eat good at her place.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Promises
If the Vikings were around today, they would probably be amazed at how much glow-in-the-dark stuff we have, and how we take so much of it for granted.
Miscellaneous
You’re acting crazier than a sprayed roach!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Behavior
Crazy
Other expressions
Stomping grounds
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Familiar territory
Other expressions
Bobby Wheeler: We were wondering if you would join us for a few minutes?Jim: Well, what did you decide?
Christopher Lloyd
(1938 – ) American actor
Miscellaneous
As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi”
Like getting an ox out of the ditch
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About impossible
Other expressions
Very difficult
Cross my heart and hope to eat my weight in goslings.
W.C. Fields
(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Miscellaneous
Promises
Couldn't hit a barn if you were on the inside.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Sausages
Tom Holt
Miscellaneous
I'm gonna put knots on yor head faster than you can rub them.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
I now know I’m psychic, because every time I go see a fortune teller, I know everything she says will be absolute bullshit ahead of time.
Wade Stokan
Miscellaneous
Occupations
Psychics
Like a buzzard roosted in it
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A bad taste in one’s mouth as the morning after heavy drinking
Other expressions
Every dog has his day.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Everyone shines someday
Other expressions
Don't get your cows runnin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's not that big of a problem
Other expressions
He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Egotism
Other expressions
Self-important
Darn it, I
tumped
over my tea.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spilled
Tipped over
Well when you go through a briar patch you don’t know which briar scratched you.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone gets pregnant and doesn’t know who the father is
Don’t judge someone until they have tossed your salad.
John Travolta
(1954 – ) American actor & singer
Miscellaneous
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