Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 32)

When you’re riding in a time machine way far into the future, don’t stick your elbow out the window, or it’ll turn into a fossil.

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I love you a bushel and a peck.

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Them dumplin's are so good, they'll make you want to slap your momma!

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After I die, wherever my spirit goes, I’m going to try to get back and visit my skeleton at least once a year, because, “Hey, old buddy, how’s it going?”

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Like a buzzard in a tree waiting for a mule to die

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Doesn’t know shit from Shinola

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Can’t the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion and problems they’ve caused?

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Got your feathers ruffled.

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What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?

(1898 – 1956) German poet, playwright & theater director
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They’re like two peas in a pod.

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Turn the truth

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Hotter than Satan’s housecat.

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Nervous as a cow with a bucktooth calf.

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He’s busier than a one legged man in a butt kickin’ contest.

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Children need encouragement: if a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling.

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When You’re Hot, You’re Hot

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A hangdog look

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The land that had nourished him and had borne him fruit now turned against him and called him a fruit. Man, I hate land like that.

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He’s shorter than a mouse hole.

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A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.

(1978 – ) American actress, writer & comedian
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He was the kind of man who was not ashamed to show affection; I guess that’s what I hated about him.

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