Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 33)

Everybody’s in the same pew

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A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.

(1935) British film director, producer & food critic
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Don’t judge someone until they have tossed your salad.

(1954 – ) American actor & singer
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Tight as Dick’s hatband

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Useless as tits on a boar hog

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In a coon's age.

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Presidential ambition is a disease which can only be cured by embalming fluid.

(1903 – 1963) U.S. senator (Tennessee)
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Better an empty house than an unwelcomed guest.

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Going ninety to nothin'

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Jackin yer jaw

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Sip 'N See

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You know one thing that will really make a woman mad?… just run up and kick her in the butt. (P.S. This also works with men.)

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Let me be the first to tweet about the 2018 earthquake.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician
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She has a butt like a forty-dollar mule.

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He is purple – the gay-pride color, and his antenna is shaped like a triangle – the gay pride symbol.

(1933 – 2007) Am. evangelical pastor, televangelist, & political commentator
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That kid could break an anvil.

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Don’t let yer eyes overload yer belly.

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I do all I can… and the easy ones twice.

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As easy as herding chickens/cats

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Let a man skin his own skunk.

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If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you’re in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don’t know what to tell you.

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