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Miscellaneous
(Page 33)
What in the Sam Hill are you doing?
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
A mild oath
Other expressions
He went and blessed me out!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He cussed me out
Other expressions
Swearing
Hip: Smartly attuned to the latest cutting-edge cliches.
Rick Bayan
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Definitions
Miscellaneous
Culture
Hip
The bigger the box, the bigger the things that won't fit in it.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Size
They ate supper before they said grace.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About a couple living together without being married
Other expressions
In this adventure Harry will do battle with giant lizards, face the attack of the Death Eaters, and in perhaps the most difficult task of all for a 14-year-old, ask a girl to be his date at the Yule Ball.
Miscellaneous
“Goblet of Fire”
Happier 'n a puppy with two peters.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Braggin’ dog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A favorite dog
One’s best dog
Other expressions
Oh shine!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A declaration of surprise
Other expressions
He sticks to that boy like white on rice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Closeness
Other expressions
He’s gone to hell in a hand basket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Deteriorating rapidly
Other expressions
I never made a mistake in my life… I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
Lucy van Pelt
cartoon character in,
Peanuts
, by Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000)
Miscellaneous
Mistakes
Sight for sore eyes
Expression
Miscellaneous
Nice to see you!. A welcome sight
Other expressions
Drunk as Cooter Brown
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
I’ll never forget the time that skunk got under the house and Grandpa went under to get him…. boy, it smelled for months… you know, that was the last time we ever saw Grandpa.
Miscellaneous
I don’t know which is worse… that everyone has his price, or that the price is always so low.
Bill Watterson
(1955 – ) cartoonist
(Calvin and Hobbes)
Miscellaneous
From Calvin & Hobbes
What a crowd, what a turnout.
Donald J. Trump
(1946 – ) American cretin & 45th U.S. president
Miscellaneous
Aug. 29 2017
To victims and survivors of Hurricane Harvey in Texas
Full of piss and vinegar
Expression
Miscellaneous
Full of energy
Other expressions
He’s so ugly, he’d stop an eight-day clock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Crookeder than a dog’s hind leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonesty
Other expressions
Slow as an iron toad
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slow
Speed
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