Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 33)

What in the Sam Hill are you doing?

He went and blessed me out!

Hip: Smartly attuned to the latest cutting-edge cliches.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter

The bigger the box, the bigger the things that won't fit in it.

They ate supper before they said grace.

In this adventure Harry will do battle with giant lizards, face the attack of the Death Eaters, and in perhaps the most difficult task of all for a 14-year-old, ask a girl to be his date at the Yule Ball.

Happier 'n a puppy with two peters.

Braggin’ dog

Oh shine!

He sticks to that boy like white on rice.

He’s gone to hell in a hand basket.

I never made a mistake in my life… I thought I did once, but I was wrong.

cartoon character in, Peanuts, by Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000)

Sight for sore eyes

Drunk as Cooter Brown

I’ll never forget the time that skunk got under the house and Grandpa went under to get him…. boy, it smelled for months… you know, that was the last time we ever saw Grandpa.

I don’t know which is worse… that everyone has his price, or that the price is always so low.

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)

What a crowd, what a turnout.

(1946 – ) American cretin & 45th U.S. president

Full of piss and vinegar

He’s so ugly, he’d stop an eight-day clock.

Crookeder than a dog’s hind leg.

Slow as an iron toad