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Miscellaneous
(Page 34)
Take a slack
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Relax
Slow down
Take a break
Every old crow thinks hers are the blackest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A mother thinks her kids are the best
Other expressions
Fee. Fi. Fo. Meh.
Rob Vaux
writer, editor & film reviewer
Miscellaneous
“Jack the Giant Slayer”
She is pretty as a pumpkin and about half as smart.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Attractive
Other expressions
Unfortunately, all
Coach Carter
taught me was that I can actually scratch the first four verses of Revelations into the back of a theater chair with my fingernail in a little under two hours.
Mr. Cranky
(movie reviews at mrcranky.com)
Miscellaneous
Reviews/Criticism
“Coach Carter”
Crying like a pine knot in a sawmill.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Loud
Noisy
Other expressions
Sound
If they ever build a statue of me, I hope they don’t have me with my mouth wide open and holding a sign that says “I love rotten eggs.”
Miscellaneous
It’s raining so hard the animals are starting to pair up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
He’s dumber than owl shit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of Conquistadors came up to you and asked where the gold was, I don’t think it would be a good idea to say, “I swallowed it… so sue me.”
Miscellaneous
Rest your features
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hush
Other expressions
Shut up
There are no requests for jugglers – only ‘Don’t juggle!’
Miscellaneous
Juggling
I was born on a Friday, but not last Friday.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I wasn't born yesterday
Other expressions
Between you me and the gatepost…
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Keep in confidence
Other expressions
Strong as a new well rope
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Powerful
Strong
Boy, ain't no difference twixt them and you 'cept God's Love.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to mentally challenged folks
I was sad, because I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet; so, I took his shoes, cuz hey, he wan’t using them!
Miscellaneous
He’s not wrapped too tight.
Expression
Miscellaneous
Dimwitted
Other expressions
Faster than a knife fight in a phone booth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He bought a pig in a poke.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cheated
Got swindled
Other expressions
Poke=sack
One bad thing about Lassie, she was always warning you about something; let me be surprised for a change.
Miscellaneous
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