Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 34)

Leader Of The Laundromat

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You want to get three feet up a bull’s ass, just listen to the whisperings of sweethearts.

(1954 – 2008) British film director, playwright & screenwriter
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That youngin is as wild as a June bug on a string.

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Too bad Lassie didn’t know how to ice skate, because then if she was in Holland on vacation in winter and someone said “Lassie, go skate for help,” she could do it.

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I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you’re having a good idea but it’s just eggs hatching.

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In some countries, what I did would be considered polite, especially Fartland.

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If I had two wheels, I would be a bicycle.

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Crazy as a sack of bees.

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He could go bear hunting with a switch.

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Dumber than a box full of owl shit.

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Someday I would like to make a movie that makes people laugh and makes people cry, and then makes them leave the theater in a quick and orderly manner so that others may come in.

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I've Never Gone to Bed with an Ugly Woman

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I try to be as nice to her as I possibly can, because one day I may need part of her liver.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
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I’ll never forget the time that skunk got under the house and Grandpa went under to get him…. boy, it smelled for months… you know, that was the last time we ever saw Grandpa.

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like trying to herd cats

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How long is a piece of string?

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If a bird had his brains, he fly backwards.

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Only if they don't work.

(Pauline Phillips) (1918 – 2013) American advice columnist
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If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, what a Merry Christmas we’d have.

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He’s not wrapped too tight.

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I Can’t Get Over You, So Why Don’t You Get Under Me?

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