Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 34)

Broke out with money

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Sip 'N See

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Happy as a hog in slop.

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Don’t keep reaching for the stars because you’ll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.

(1974 – ) American comedian, actor, producer & television host
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Spring chicken

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Every old crow thinks hers are the blackest.

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I’d like to see a James Bond movie where James Bond gets behind financially and maybe has to take out a bill consolidation loan, because even when he’s applying for the loan he’s still real smart-alecky.

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He's as happy as if he had good sense.

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Before a mad scientist goes mad, there’s probably a time when he’s only partially mad… and this is the time when he’s going to throw his best parties.

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He acts like he is 10 feet tall and bullet proof.

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When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about your life and what you learned and all, I think a good way to get out of it is just to say, ‘No speaka English.”

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She's so pretty she could make a hound dog smile.

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Slow as pond water.

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I saw on this nature show how the male elk douses himself with urine to smell sweeter to the opposite sex. What a coincidence!

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If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you always got.

(Ask Amy) (1959 – ) American advice columnist
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She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer, and All Through the Night it Was Honor and Offer

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Dumber than a box full of owl shit.

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They from off.

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Most people don’t realize that two large pieces of coral painted brown and attached to the skull with common wood screws can make a child look like a deer.

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If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber’s calf, he would’ve never started Christianity.

(1974 – ) American comedian
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The Thing

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