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Subject:
Miscellaneous
(Page 35)
When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.
Miscellaneous
Speaker: I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin.
Voice in the back: Begin at the ninth.
Jacob Braude
Communication
Miscellaneous
Speech
Madder than a hornet!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Angry
Other expressions
He’s screw a snake in a sandstorm if someone’d hold it out straight for him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Give a 50 cent answer for a nickel question.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Give too much detail
Other expressions
Too much of an answer
Well, butter my biscuit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Isn't that something!
Other expressions
Well I'll be darned
The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother… they’ll settle for a puppy every time.
Winston Pendelton
Miscellaneous
Chugged full.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Full and over-flowing
Other expressions
He lost his hat, ass, and spats!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone lost something
If [such and such happens] then it’s Katie bar the door.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There will be in trouble
He's gotta whole head full of simple.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Instead of mousetraps, what about baby traps? Not to harm the babies, but just to hold them down until they can be removed.
Miscellaneous
Like a rooster in an empty henhouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
So tight you can hear him squeak when he walks
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Misers
Other expressions
Well tie me to a pig and role me in the mud!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Like “Well I’ll be darned." or "You don't say.”
Other expressions
She couldn't keep her dress down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Promiscuous
He is just a hole in search of donut.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He was the kind of man who was not ashamed to show affection; I guess that’s what I hated about him.
Miscellaneous
Like a dose of salts through a widow woman.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anything that happened quickly
Other expressions
He was the kind of man who was not ashamed to show affection; I guess that’s what I hated about him.
Miscellaneous
Go off half-cocked
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have only half the facts
Other expressions
Speak or act impulsively or prematurely
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