Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 35)

If a bird had his brains, he fly backwards.

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Wilder than a March hare

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You can put a porcupine in a wood chipper, but you will not make maple syrup.

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I sold my house this week… I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell.

(1949 – 2016) American comedian & television actor
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Grace the table.

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Mites stay on a chicken’s ass.

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Quieter than a graveyard

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I love you a bushel and a peck.

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I remember when I was in the army, we had the toughest drill sergeant in the world. He’d get right up next to your face and yell, and if you didn’t have the right answers, mister, you’d be peeling potatoes or changing the latrine. Hey, wait. I wasn’t in the army. Then who WAS that guy?!

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Like two peas in a pod.

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In my next life, I hope I come back as a parrot, because I already know quite a few words.

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Empty as a winter rain barrel.

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Remember, blood is not only much thicker than water, it’s much more difficult to get out of the carpet.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
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In the marble orchard.

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Two shakes of a lamb's tail

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Good Lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise

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Return an answer.

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She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer, and All Through the Night it Was Honor and Offer

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Penny: Just you wait and see. I’m gonna romance your freakin’ ass off.

Leonard: That’s beautiful. Is that Shakespeare?

(1975 – ) American actor
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Warmin’ over old soup

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I do all I can… and the easy ones twice.

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