Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 35)

I don’t do quagmires.

(1932 – ) American businessman & U.S. Secretary of Defense
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One of the worst things you can do as an actor, I think, is to forget your lines, and then get so flustered you start stabbing the other actors.

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He's as mad as a wet hen.

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If you ever get some outer-space guy in a headlock, and his head starts throbbing and glowing different colors, don’t let go; that just means the headlock is working.

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I went to see a hypnotist the other night and I really enjoyed myself, which made me suspicious…

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
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Let’s put the chairs in the wagon.

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Probably one of the worst things about being a genie in a magic lamp is a little thing called “lamp stench.”

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Just cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean you have to offer it a place to sit down.

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Return an answer.

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I wanted to be that cranky old guy that stands on his porch and yells at the neighborhood kids.

(1928 – 1994) American actor
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I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
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It’s too bad cowboys didn’t eat much pizza back in the old west, because I think a good painting would be a cowboy giving his last slice to his horse.

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Never laugh at a man, until you have walked a mile in his shoes; then you are a mile away, and you have his shoes.

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A Boy Named Sue

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I expect them to come out… oh dear, I’d better not say fighting, had I?

Welsh football player, manager & coach
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Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn’t designed to catch mice at all, but to protect little cheese “gems” from burglars.

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Fixments

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Mites stay on a chicken’s ass.

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Were you raised in a barn?

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Oh shine!

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The next time you go to the doctor, go ahead and bring in a stool sample – they might need it; better go ahead and bring some for the dentist too.

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