Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 35)

If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier in the day up on deck, I guess I’d go, but I’d try to find some excuse to leave early.

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She will have to walk behind the angels – and she won’t like that.

(1841 – 1910) King of the United Kingdom
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Was the Buddha married? His wife would say, “Are you just going to sit around like that all day?”

(1949 – 2016) American comedian & television actor
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Heart, We Did All We Could

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No one is ever warmed by wool pulled over his eyes.

writer
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Marryin’ an’ buryin’ hat

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She don’t have the sense God gave a gopher.

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We’ve had to get a live-in nanny, ‘cos that dead one wasn’t working out.

(1968 – ) English comedian & actor
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So good it’ll make you smack yo mama.

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I don’t know which is worse… that everyone has his price, or that the price is always so low.

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)
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Crazy as a dog in a hub cap factory.

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He’s three sheets in the wind.

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I haven't seen you since Hector was a pup.

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The best way to behave is to misbehave.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
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It's as cold as all git out!

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I'd rather pay his board than board him.

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The water won’t clear till you get the hogs out of the creek.

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Speed Limit Enforced by Sniper

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He would steal the shitball from a blind tumblebug, give him a marble and put him on the wrong road home.

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If you had a brain you'd play with it.

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Madder than’ a wampus cat

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