Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 35)

Stiff in the heels

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If you can’t give me your word of honor, will you give me your promise?

(1879 – 1974) film producer
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He is just a hole in search of donut.

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Busy as a stump-tailed cow in fly time.

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Let a man skin his own skunk.

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Y'all stay the night. We don’t have extra beds, but I’m sure we can find a nail to hang you on.

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If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I’m a coward.

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Held his hind leg.

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If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing I’d glance over the treaty and then suddenly act surprised… “Wait a minute! I thought WE won!”

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He’d scare a horse from his oats.

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Dead as 4 o’clock

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Talk to the table.

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I’m as anxious as a one-eyed cat watching two rat holes.

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He was grinnin' like a possum eatin' briars.

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I hope no one is allergic to nuts… because I like to rest mine on the table.

(1972 – ) Scottish comedian
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Consider the daffodil; and while you’re doing that, I’ll be over here, looking through your stuff.

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Get the short end of the stick

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Get a hump on

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The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form.

Businessman
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: never repeat yourself.

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There is nothing more awkward than the moment you realize you’re getting a double-cheek kiss.

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