Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 36)

Breast baby

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That possum's on the stump.

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It's coming up a cloud.

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Prettier than a spotted heifer in a pansy patch!

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I’d like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he’s flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground; now that’s a documentary!

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Quit bein’ ugly.

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He would steal the shitball from a blind tumblebug, give him a marble and put him on the wrong road home.

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I feel like the underside of a turnip green.

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It was all still and Sunday-like.

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You don't have the sense God gave a chigger.

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Makes no never mind.

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When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about your life and what you learned and all, I think a good way to get out of it is just to say, ‘No speaka English.”

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My Granpappy Don’ Smoke No Grass

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We used to laugh at Grandpa when he’d head off and go fishing; but we wouldn’t be laughing that evening when he’d come back with some whore he picked up in town.

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… as clumsy as a blind dog in a meat house.

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I’m as confused as a termite in a yo-yo.

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Talk to the table.

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Doesn’t know shit from Shinola

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Cow Imagination

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Why is there so much pressure to spend Independence Day with other people?

American actress, comedian, writer & musician
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It’s comin’ down a toad-floater.

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