Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 37)

Time to paint your butt white and run with the antelope.

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Well, if that don’t put pepper in the gumbo!

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You're diggin’ your own grave.

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Side gal

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“Mash” the gas

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Here’s a suggestion for a new animal; if some new ones get created or evolve: something that stings you, then laughs at you.

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If [such and such happens] then it’s gonna be too wet to plow.

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Well look what the cat dragged in.

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Warning to all outer-space guys: you can capture me and put me in your space zoo if you like, but I will sit way in the back of my cage, where it’s hard to see me… and when I do come out, I won’t be wearing any pants.

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One foot in the grave

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I’m so confused I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.

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Tight as Dick’s hatband

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You better get left because you ain't right.

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Give me some sugar.

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Countrier than cornbread.

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He was grinnin' like a possum eatin' briars.

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If I tell you that rooster dips snuff, you better check under his wing for the can.

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Peter Marshall: Olivia De Havilland once sat on something in a movie that Roy Rogers says he grew to love. What is it?

Paul Lynde: A box of Milk Duds.

(1926 – 1982) American comedian & actor
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It’s fascinating to think that all around us there’s an invisible world we can’t even see. I’m speaking, of course, of the world of the Invisible Scary Skeletons.

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He is purple – the gay-pride color, and his antenna is shaped like a triangle – the gay pride symbol.

(1933 – 2007) Am. evangelical pastor, televangelist, & political commentator
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It’s hotter than a goat’s ass in a pepper patch.

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