Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 37)

Seen better legs on a table.

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Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted.

(1894 – 1963) English writer
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Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk: A Modest Bestiary

(1956 – ) American humorist, comedian & author
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Just as irrigation is the lifeblood of the Southwest, lifeblood is the soup of cannibals.

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What in the Sam Hill are you doing?

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That size don't get no bigger.

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He wouldn't go to a funeral unless he could be the corpse.

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In this adventure Harry will do battle with giant lizards, face the attack of the Death Eaters, and in perhaps the most difficult task of all for a 14-year-old, ask a girl to be his date at the Yule Ball.

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Dumber 'n a sack of wet mice

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Ducktown,  Tennessee

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Our biggest concern this season will be diaper rash.

Vanderbilt football coach
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Give a 50 cent answer for a nickel question.

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I’m a psychic amnesiac… I know in advance what I’ll forget.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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Braggin’ dog

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About as useful as gooseshit on a pumphandle

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Empty as a winter rain barrel.

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They say the mountain holds many secrets, but the biggest is this: “I am a fake mountain.”

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I think it should be a law that if you ever get sucked up into a tornado, whatever you can grab with your hands while you’re swirling around up there, you get to keep.

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The Piano Has Been Drinking

(1949 – ) American singer-songwriter, composer & actor
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Doesn’t know his ass from his elbow.

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Even a blind hog finds an acorn now and then.

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