Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 37)

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: never repeat yourself.

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He is purse proud.

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Crookeder than a dog’s hind leg.

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I’m not going to make the same mistake once.

(1937 – ) American actor, producer, screenwriter & director
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Good Lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise

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Is it any 'count?

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In some places it’s known as a tornado – In others, a cyclone… nd in still others, the Idiot’s Merry-go round; but around here they’ll always be known as screw-boys.

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I wish to my never.

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Bigger’n Dallas

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Like a polecat at a camp meeting

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Speaker: I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin.

Voice in the back: Begin at the ninth.

Communication Miscellaneous Speech

Sorry as a two dollar watch.

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Pot licker

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Fee. Fi. Fo. Meh.

writer, editor & film reviewer
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She’s so poor she ain’t got two nickels to rub together.

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Not being born to parents who were accountants was probably my biggest mistake.

British boxing champion
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Mr. Ruskin is about to begin a work of great importance and therefore begs that in reference to calls and correspondence you will consider him dead for the next two months.

(1819 – 1900) English art critic, social thinker, poet & artist
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It’s funny how annoyed people get when you carry a bullhorn around all the time, even if you don’t use it that often.

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That man ain't got the decency to die.

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Cow Imagination

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Who Walks In When I Walk Out?

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