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Miscellaneous
(Page 37)
I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled-up tobacco leaves.
Miscellaneous
Granny Scrooch
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Like a female boogey man
Other expressions
The apple never falls too far from the tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inheirited trait
Like father like son
Other expressions
Empty as a winter rain barrel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Empty
Other expressions
They’re like two cats in a sack.
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Behavior
Other expressions
Referring to people who do not get along
So ugly the tide wouldn’t take her out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It's hotter than a pair of jumper cables at at redneck picnic.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Where do you fall?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In birth order of your siblings
Oldest youngest or middle child
Other expressions
Lay out… (of work/school)
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Play hookey
Stay home
He’s a good ol’ dog, but sometimes he sh*ts to close to the porch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shouldn’t get in trouble near home
A near man with a dollar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Road Humps
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Speed bumps
It’s been saucered and blowed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to a cup of hot coffee off the stove ready to drink
In the first castles, I bet a common mistake was putting the torture room next to the master bedroom. Boy, you’re just not going to get good sleep that way.
Miscellaneous
If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier in the day up on deck, I guess I’d go, but I’d try to find some excuse to leave early.
Miscellaneous
You look like death eating a cracker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Couldn't run a bath!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Give a man a fish and it will feed him for a day, give the man a fishing rod and he will sell it for more fish, or burn it for firewood.
Jon Culshaw
(1968 – ) English impressionist & comedian
Miscellaneous
Proverbs
Fish
He’s busier than a one legged man in a butt kickin’ contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
To me, clowns aren’t funny, they’re kind of scary; I’ve wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
Miscellaneous
I don’t know which is worse… that everyone has his price, or that the price is always so low.
Bill Watterson
(1955 – ) cartoonist
(Calvin and Hobbes)
Miscellaneous
From Calvin & Hobbes
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