Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 38)

We’ve had to get a live-in nanny, ‘cos that dead one wasn’t working out.

(1968 – ) English comedian & actor
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It's hotter than Georgia asphalt.

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Old Keith Richards – Paul and Storm The Villain Who Wears No Pants

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Prettier than a spotted heifer in a pansy patch!

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If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em go, because, man, they’re gone.

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We don’t air our dirty laundry out in public.

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He was grinnin' like a possum eatin' briars.

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Dark as three feet up a bull’s ass

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Full as a tick

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If you’re ever giving a speech, when you start out, act nervous and get mixed up a little bit. Then, as you go along, get better and better. Then, at the end, give off a white, glowing light and have rays shoot out of you.

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She's uglier than homemade soap.

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I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
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It daddied itself

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Ten pounds of potatoes in a five pound sack

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As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party.

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If you can’t give me your word of honor, will you give me your promise?

(1879 – 1974) film producer
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I’m so confused I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.

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Church was a reminder there was something worse than school.

(1946 – ) American comedian
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I’ve been to two goat ropin’s and a county fair and I ain’t seen nothin’ like this.

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Long as a month of Sundays.

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Held his hind leg

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