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Quieter than a graveyard
Expression
Miscellaneous
Graveyard
Other expressions
Quiet
He’s as tough as a boot.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tough
The water won’t clear till you get the hogs out of the creek.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Get your priorities in order
Other expressions
A face like a welder’s bench
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m so confused I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
Sure as a cat has a climbing gear
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's a sure thing
Other expressions
Well, slap my head and call me silly!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation
I'll be damned!
Other expressions
Well
He could sell firewood in hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Convincing
Other expressions
Persuasive
I do all I can… and the easy ones twice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He is purse proud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
His front porch light is burnt out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That possum's on the stump.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
That's about as good as it gets
Cross my heart and hope to eat my weight in goslings.
W.C. Fields
(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Miscellaneous
Promises
He’s so chincy, he can call his every dollar by its first name.
Anonymous
Frugal
Miscellaneous
Money
Cheap
A near man with a dollar
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Watermelon talk
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fills you up with no substance
Idle talk
Other expressions
Tell a story
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tell a lie
It don’t take long to examine a hot horseshoe.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It's cold enough to hang meat in here.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
Hornier than a two pecker'd billy goat on a hill full of ninnies.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Horniness
Other expressions
He's as happy as if he had good sense.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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