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I'll snatch you baldheaded.

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As cold as a wet Christmas

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Queen Of My Double-Wide Trailer

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That's like putting a side saddle on a boar hog!

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Sat there like a bump on a log.

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Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose

(1898 – 1983) English author, playwright, journalist, composer & public speaker
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Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes

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She'll be late to her own funeral.

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She couldn't keep her dress down.

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Georgia buggy

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He has a heart of gold… only harder.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
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Ernest Borgnine Memorial Birthday Party

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Finer than frog's hair

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In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.

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The best way to behave is to misbehave.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
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You’d call an alligator a lizard.

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Act like you’ve got some raisin.

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Girl, you look so good I could take you home and sop you up with a biscuit.

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80 Proof Bottle of Tear Stopper

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The fly in the ointment.

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If you want to fight me you better pack a lunch and bring a flashlight.

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