Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 40)

You can’t make a souffle rise twice.

(1884 – 1980) author & wit
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Within a peg

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Purtier than a peach.

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It come up a bad cloud.

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Uglier than the southbound end of a northbound donkey.

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I sold my house this week… I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell.

(1949 – 2016) American comedian & television actor
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Those wise decisions you make when you’re young are those foolish ones you’ll live with when your old.

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He don’t use his kindlin’ to get a fire started.

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He could talk a dog off a meat wagon.

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Steppin’ out

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This ain't my first rodeo.

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Like a live oak limb

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Practical Demonkeeping


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Busier than a moth in a mitten!

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Piss on the fire and call in the dogs.

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A fine howdy-do

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Dumber than a sack full of hammers.

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Spent the last 3 days, alone, trying to learn escapology… I need to get out more.

(1980 – ) English magician & comedian
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Witch Doctor

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It was so good it would have brought tears to a glass eye.

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I wanted wine, women and song… I got a drunk woman singing.

(1967 – ) English comedian
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