Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 40)

You can’t blame a worm for not wanting to go fishing.

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Oh shine!

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How long is a piece of string?

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… I hadn’t the heart to touch my breakfast; I told Jeeves to drink it himself.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist
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Girl, you look so good I could take you home and sop you up with a biscuit.

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(I Keep) Throwing Good Love After Bad

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Bless your pea-pickin' heart.

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Every dog should have a few fleas.

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Countrier than cornbread.

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If that ain't right then grits ain't groceries.

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If I lived back in the olden days, and the doctor put leeches on me, I’d tell him to put them on my face, in the shape of a beard, so I could see how I’d look.

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Speaker: I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin.

Voice in the back: Begin at the ninth.

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I’m gonna tan your hide.

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“The prisoner escaped down a rope,” said Tom condescendingly.

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Good Lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise

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I have the brain of a German Shepard and the body of 16-year-old boy… they're both in my car and I want you to see them.

(1956 – ) American stand-up comedian, actor & television ho
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It’s got tits or tires, you’re gonna have trouble with it.

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Sight for sore eyes

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Good news rarely comes in a brown envelope.

(1909 – 1976) British army officer, company director & politician
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It’s cold enough to freeze a turkey off the roost.

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Gridlock Christmas

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