Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 41)

When I was a baby I had no teeth, I couldn't get a job and I couldn't eat meat.

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Big hat, no cattle

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A Boy Named Sue

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Dressed like a Philadelphia lawyer

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If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you always got.

(Ask Amy) (1959 – ) American advice columnist
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Rain goes over her back to avoid her face.

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Don’t start choppin’ till you’ve treed the coon.

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I used to carry a rabbit’s foot for luck… then it was a monkey’s paw.. now it’s a camel’s toe.

(1978 – ) American actress, writer & comedian
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The worst misfortune that can happen to an ordinary man is to have an extraordinary father.

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I do all I can… and the easy ones twice.

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It’s comin’ down a toad-floater.

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It’s too bad that whole families have to be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.

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You know what makes good hair for a snowman? … real hair; don’t ask me why, but it works.

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Why is there so much pressure to spend Independence Day with other people?

American actress, comedian, writer & musician
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He looks like something the cat drug in and the dog wouldn't eat.

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I am going to jerk a knot in your tail.

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It'd be quicker to train kudzu.

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My grandfather invented the cold air balloon… but it never really took off.

(1964 – ) English comedian
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Makes my butt wanna grind corn!

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In the first castles, I bet a common mistake was putting the torture room next to the master bedroom. Boy, you’re just not going to get good sleep that way.

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You can hear her three fields off.

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