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Miscellaneous
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More than plenty
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A bountiful meal
More than enough to eat
Other expressions
You ain’t worth a plug nickel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
Worthless
Well I’ll be John Brown.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A declaration of mild surprise
Other expressions
Well I'll be darned
Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, ‘My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic’?
Peter Kay
(1973 – ) English comedian, writer, actor, director & producer
Miscellaneous
Alcoholics Anonymous
You’re trying to push a rope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A futile activity
Other expressions
He's three days older than Moses.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Killer Pancake
Diane Mott Davidson
Miscellaneous
He don’t have a pot to piss in nor a window to throw it out of.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Singing
Spread the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Set the table for dinner
What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk? And after you’re real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lay down and go to sleep.
Miscellaneous
It's hotter than Georgia asphalt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
What are they planting to grow the seedless watermelon?
Jerry Seinfeld
(1954 – ) comedian & television actor
Miscellaneous
Seedless watermelon
If my dog was ugly as you, I’d shave his butt and make him walk backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don’t run with a wooden stake.
Miscellaneous
It's like trying to nail Jell-O
®
to a wall.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing something useless/hopeless
Other expressions
I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.
Miscellaneous
Confucius say… no time for your health today; no health for your time tomorrow.
Confucius
Miscellaneous
The sun don't shine on the same dog's tail/behind all the time.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You can’t win ‘em all
Your time will come
How many people have never raised their hand before?
Steve Martin
(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician
Miscellaneous
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