Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 42)

The old pool shooter had won many a game in his life. But now it was time to hang up the cue. When he did, all the other cues came crashing go the floor. Sorry, he said with a smile.

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That girl’s meaner than cuss!

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Don't get your tit in a ringer!

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If you’re ever giving a speech, when you start out, act nervous and get mixed up a little bit. Then, as you go along, get better and better. Then, at the end, give off a white, glowing light and have rays shoot out of you.

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I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird, and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.

(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president
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He acts like he is 10 feet tall and bullet proof.

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Like a polecat at a camp meeting

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The only contact I ever made with the dead was when I spoke to a journalist from The Sun.

(Steven Patrick Morrissey) (1959 – ) British singer & lyricist
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After such an introduction, I can hardly wait to hear what I’m going to say.

(1909 – 1977) British journalist
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If that ain't right then grits ain't groceries.

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What our ancestors would really be thinking, if they were alive today, is: “Why is it so dark in here?”

(1948 – ) English novelist
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Nobody’s perfect… well there was this one guy, but we killed him…

(1957 – ) American author
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Crooked as a cork screw.

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Tell a story

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In this adventure Harry will do battle with giant lizards, face the attack of the Death Eaters, and in perhaps the most difficult task of all for a 14-year-old, ask a girl to be his date at the Yule Ball.

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Well, knock me down and call me 'Shorty'!

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Doesn’t have a pot to piss in

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Who's pluckin' this chicken, me or you?

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If that boy had a good idea it would die of loneliness.

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I swaney, Mama shoulda named me Grace.

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Hip: Smartly attuned to the latest cutting-edge cliches.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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