Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 43)

It’s so good, it makes you want to slap your momma!

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They say the mountain holds many secrets, but the biggest is this: “I am a fake mountain.”

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Never laugh at a man, until you have walked a mile in his shoes; then you are a mile away, and you have his shoes.

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Dressed like a Philadelphia lawyer

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I don’t know whether to help you or euthanize you.

(1980 – ) Canadian actor, director, writer & musician
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Where you stay?

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I feel fatter than a possum stuck in a fence hole.

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If [such and such happens] then it’s Katie bar the door.

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Poor as gully dirt

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Don't get your cows runnin.

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Mean enough to charge hell with a quart of ice water.

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I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

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You can’t blame a worm for not wanting to go fishing.

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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that’s all I have to say.

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Will ya take on wood?

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She fell out of the ugly tree; and hit every branch on the way down.

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A Boy Named Sue

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Meaner than a sack full of rattlesnakes.

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He’s steal a chaw of tobacco out of your mouth if you yawned.

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They scoffed when I told them I’d one day learn the secret of invisibility; if they could only see me now.

(1980 – ) English magician & comedian
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Nervous as a cow with a bucktooth calf.

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