Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 43)

I've had an apple out of that bag.

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If she gets to heaven she'll ask to see the upstairs.

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Who put a bee in her bonnet?

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Slower than a bread wagon with biscuit wheels.

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Let’s be honest: Isn’t a lot what we call tap dancing really just nerves?

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All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed.

English football player
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Don't let the bear get'cha.

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If she were an inch taller she'd be round.

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He ran like his feet were on fire and his ass was catchin'.

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A faint heart never won a fair lady or stole a watermelon.

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Like a turkey in young corn

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It’s hotter than a fritter!

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Well, I swanny…

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There is hope as long as your fishing-line is in the water.

Miscellaneous Proverbs

A guilty dog barks the loudest.

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If you are 26 years old and you’re waking up under Star Wars sheets… the Force is not with you.

(1970 –) American stand-up comedian
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I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye.

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I have a plan, but … If I win, I don’t want to broadcast to the enemy exactly what my plan is.

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Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.

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You'll go to hell for lyin' just as fast as fer stealin' chickens.

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I wonder if Dracula ever has ticks.

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