Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 43)

A face like a well slapped ass.

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Got your feathers ruffled.

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Quieter than a graveyard

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Like a martin to his gourd

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I hope no one is allergic to nuts… because I like to rest mine on the table.

(1972 – ) Scottish comedian
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You're diggin’ your own grave.

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Sittin' on the bedpost.

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I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I’d just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway.

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Breast baby

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Big hat, no cattle

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It’s got tits or tires, you’re gonna have trouble with it.

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I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
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Slow as Christmas

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Dumber than a barrel of hair

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Creaking doors hang the longest.

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The Piano Has Been Drinking

(1949 – ) American singer-songwriter, composer & actor
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You better get left because you ain't right.

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If I lived back in the olden days, and the doctor put leeches on me, I’d tell him to put them on my face, in the shape of a beard, so I could see how I’d look.

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I used to carry a rabbit’s foot for luck… then it was a monkey’s paw.. now it’s a camel’s toe.

(1978 – ) American actress, writer & comedian
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Lost as a goose in a snowstorm

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Do it up brown

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