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Miscellaneous
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A fine howdy-do
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reaction to unexpected circumstances
An exclamation
Other expressions
Like a rooster in an empty henhouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Not particularly handsome
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not good looking
Other expressions
He has a face made for radio.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Face
Other expressions
I’m so confused I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
Parking Space: A place occupied by someone already there.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Parking Space
Snake the kivvers
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(Shake the covers)
Before getting in bed check for snakes
Other expressions
Hay is just the first stage of bullshit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reply when someone says “hey”
Other expressions
Limberlost, Missouri
Miscellaneous
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Gallagher
(1946 – ) American comedian
Miscellaneous
Instead of mousetraps, what about baby traps? Not to harm the babies, but just to hold them down until they can be removed.
Miscellaneous
Slower than a Sunday afternoon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He don’t use his kindlin’ to get a fire started.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About a man of few words
Other expressions
Pencil Neck Geek
Fred Blassie
Miscellaneous
Written by Pete Cicero & Martin Margulies
About as useful as buttons on a dishrag
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Useless
I don’t do quagmires.
Donald Rumsfeld
(1932 – ) American businessman & U.S. Secretary of Defense
Miscellaneous
My boss rides me like a sway back mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nagging
Other expressions
If you ever feel like you’re on the verge of a nervous breakdown, just follow these simple rules: first, calm down; second, come over and wash my car; third, shine all my shoes; there, isn’t that better?
Miscellaneous
In some places it’s known as a tornado – In others, a cyclone… nd in still others, the Idiot’s Merry-go round; but around here they’ll always be known as screw-boys.
Miscellaneous
Do you reckon the Queen has ever pulled a blanket up so just her head’s showing and gone ‘Philip, look at me! I’m a stamp!'
Russell Howard
(1980 – ) English comedian, television and radio presenter & actor
England
Miscellaneous
He was grinnin' like a possum eatin' briars.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Grinning
Other expressions
Smiling
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