Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 44)

In your life, you’ve got to eat a peck of dirt.

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Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands… all the rest of you… if you’ll just rattle your jewelry.

(1940 – 1980) English rock musician, singer & songwriter
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You’d walk her down the front row of a revival meeting.

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I was born on a Friday, but not last Friday.

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The Horrible Movie Song

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I do not see why I should break my neck because a dog chooses to run after a nasty smell.

(1848 – 1930) British Conservative politician & statesman
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To “love on you”

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Looking at me like a cow at a new fence.

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Beauty’s In The Eye Of The Beer Holder

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Hotter than two rabbits screwin’ in a wool sock!

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For the record, folks; I never took a shit on stage and the closest I ever came to eating shit anywhere was at a Holiday Inn buffet in Fayetteville, North Carolina.

(1940 – 1993) composer, guitarist, record producer & film director
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If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I’m a coward.

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Go hog wild

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Liberty: Consists in giving everyone full right to mind everyone else’s business.

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I’m on it like cheese on grits!

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You’re not worth the gunpowder it’ll take to blow you away.

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He ain’t a man to tie too.

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Busier than a one-legged man in a butt kickin' contest.

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He could fall down walkin’ from the house to the barn.

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Just remember, if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.

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Deader than a door nail

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