Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 46)

If Pigs Had Wings

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She don’t have the sense God gave a gopher.

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Pore mouthin’

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Mend fences.

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The bell cow

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Ducktown,  Tennessee

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Fair to middlin’

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You know what makes good hair for a snowman? … real hair; don’t ask me why, but it works.

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I wish scientists would come up with a way to make dogs a lot bigger, but with a smaller head; that way, they’d still be good as watchdogs, but they wouldn’t eat so much.

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She’s about a half a bubble off plumb.

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Mean enough to charge hell with a quart of ice water.

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Sure as a cat's got climbing gear.

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She came down the road like a Tennessee Walker.

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I’ve been on what I call my UFO Tour, which means, like UFOs, I too have been appearing in small southern towns in front of a handful of hillbillies lately.

(1961 – 1994) comedian
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If promises were persimmons, possums could eat good at her place.

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Is it any 'count?

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His mouth ain’t no prayerbook.

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Had a hard row to hoe

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Farmin’ in the woods

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Ready with his hat and slow with his money

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Do it up brown

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