Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 46)

Whenever I need to ‘get away,’ I just get away in my mind; I go to my imaginary spot, where the beach is perfect and the water is perfect and the weather is perfect; the only bad thing there are the flies… they’re terrible!

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The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form.

Businessman
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In the wake of a successful Iraqi elections President Bush’s job approval rating has jumped up to 57% or, as high school teachers call it, an ‘F’.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
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That takes the cake

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A little pain never hurt anyone.

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Jack: We are lovers.

Liz: That word bums me out unless it’s between the words “meat” and “pizza”.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
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No News, Or What Killed The Dog

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Meaner than a snake

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Congratulations On Your Latest Production. Am Sure It Will Look Better After It’s Been Cut.

(1892 – 1964) singer, dancer, comedian, actor & songwriter
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Just remember, if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.

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I swaney, Mama shoulda named me Grace.

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It’s so good, it makes you want to slap your momma!

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Like a martin to his gourd

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It’s as hot as blue blazes.

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He is purse proud.

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One thing a computer can do that most humans can’t is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse.

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You can’t just let nature run wild.

(1919 – 2010) U.S. Governor (Arkansas) & Secretary of the Interior
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If you lie down with dogs, you’ll get up with fleas.

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I’ll snatch you bald headed.

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When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns.

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The Alcohall Of Fame

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