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Miscellaneous
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If Pigs Had Wings
Heywood Banks
Miscellaneous
She don’t have the sense God gave a gopher.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pore mouthin’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Someone pleading poverty when he’s got money
Mend fences.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
End a feud
Other expressions
Settle differences
The bell cow
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The leader
Ducktown, Tennessee
Miscellaneous
Fair to middlin’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Okay
Other expressions
So so
You know what makes good hair for a snowman? … real hair; don’t ask me why, but it works.
Miscellaneous
I wish scientists would come up with a way to make dogs a lot bigger, but with a smaller head; that way, they’d still be good as watchdogs, but they wouldn’t eat so much.
Miscellaneous
She’s about a half a bubble off plumb.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(not quite right)
Other expressions
Mean enough to charge hell with a quart of ice water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
Sure as a cat's got climbing gear.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She came down the road like a Tennessee Walker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She had legs up to her armpits and was proud of 'em
Strutted
I’ve been on what I call my UFO Tour, which means, like UFOs, I too have been appearing in small southern towns in front of a handful of hillbillies lately.
Bill Hicks
(1961 – 1994) comedian
Miscellaneous
UFOs
If promises were persimmons, possums could eat good at her place.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Promises
Is it any 'count?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is it any good?
Other expressions
His mouth ain’t no prayerbook.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Liars
Other expressions
Untrustworthy
Had a hard row to hoe
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A difficult time
In hard circumstances
Other expressions
Farmin’ in the woods
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Making moonshine
Other expressions
Ready with his hat and slow with his money
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Do it up brown
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As something cooked to perfection
Do it right
Other expressions
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