Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 46)

Them dumplin's are so good, they'll make you want to slap your momma!

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A face like a well slapped ass.

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I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out.

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He has more information than a Sears Roebuck catalog.

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You're a dime holdin’ up a dollar.

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I have a plan, but … If I win, I don’t want to broadcast to the enemy exactly what my plan is.

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A face like a bee keepers apprentice

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I feel fatter than a possum stuck in a fence hole.

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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk?

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Jackin yer jaw

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In my opinion anyone interested in improving himself should not rule out becoming pure energy.

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More than plenty

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Longer than a visit from my mother in law.

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I’ve been to two goat ropin’s and a county fair and I ain’t seen nothin’ like this.

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Lower than a snake in a wagon track.

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I feel lower than a snake in snowshoes.

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If you want your dreams to come true, don’t sleep.

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If the Lord’s willing and the creeks don’t rise.

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Pass some words

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He ain't got no home trainin.

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You couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle.

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