Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 47)

Just cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean you have to offer it a place to sit down.

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If there's one rat you can see, there's gonna be 50 you can't.

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I feel bad for the guys who did steroids and still suck.

(1970 –) American stand-up comedian
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He has to sneak up on water fountain to get a drink.

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I guess if I was starving to death I would eat a dog… but not a collie, because I don’t like the taste of collie.

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Colder than a stepmother’s kiss

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Our grandpas swapped horses.

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You’d call an alligator a lizard.

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Born short and slapped down flat

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I'm like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket & flew to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed?

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
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Don't get your tit in a ringer!

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Remember what Daddy always says – an ounce of pretension is worth a pound of manure!

(1967 – ) American actress & producer
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I'll walk to town on that lip!

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She’s about a half a bubble off plumb.

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Give a 50 cent answer for a nickel question.

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A shallow brook is noisiest.

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Finer than frog's hair

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Jump the broomstick

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I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled-up tobacco leaves.

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Protected: Secret Cookie Recipe

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Good news rarely comes in a brown envelope.

(1909 – 1976) British army officer, company director & politician
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