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Miscellaneous
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If you’re ever shipwrecked on a tropical island and you don’t know how to speak the natives’ language, just say “Poppy-oomy.” I bet it means something.
Miscellaneous
The best way to behave is to misbehave.
Mae West
(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Miscellaneous
Behavior
Bowed up like a Halloween cat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Having an ached back
Other expressions
Wachtler Tells Graduates That Life in Jail is Demeaning
The Buffalo News
Headlines
Miscellaneous
It’s as hot as blue blazes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Termperature
… as clumsy as a blind dog in a meat house.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Clumsiness
Other expressions
Planted corn before the fence was built
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was pregnant before marriage
I Can’t Get Over You, So Why Don’t You Get Under Me?
Unknown
Miscellaneous
Song Titles
In a New York minute.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quickly
Soon
Crooked as a dog's hind leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A face like a boiled fist
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you’re having a good idea but it’s just eggs hatching.
Miscellaneous
If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope he likes enchiladas, because that’s what he’s getting.
Miscellaneous
She’s cuter than a bug’s ear.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(Usually referring to a child)
Other expressions
Dumber than a sack full of hammers.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You learn more character on the two-yard line than anywhere else in life.
Paul Dietzel
American football player, coach & administrator
Miscellaneous
Character
Lost as a goose in a snowstorm
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lost
Other expressions
Every old crow thinks hers are the blackest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A mother thinks her kids are the best
Other expressions
Before a mad scientist goes mad, there’s probably a time when he’s only partially mad… and this is the time when he’s going to throw his best parties.
Miscellaneous
It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
No bigger than the little end of nothin’ whittled down to a fine point.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Insignificant
Other expressions
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