Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 47)

It’s so foggy, you have to poke a hole to spit.

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Penny: Just you wait and see. I’m gonna romance your freakin’ ass off.

Leonard: That’s beautiful. Is that Shakespeare?

(1975 – ) American actor
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Peter Marshall: Paul, is there such a thing as a female rooster?

Paul Lynde: Yeah, they're the ones who just go "a doodle doo!"

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Too bad you can’t buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.

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Full of piss and vinegar

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He fell ass over teakettle.

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Our biggest concern this season will be diaper rash.

Vanderbilt football coach
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Like a turkey in young corn

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After such an introduction, I can hardly wait to hear what I’m going to say.

(1909 – 1977) British journalist
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I think there probably should be a rule that if you’re talking about how many loaves of bread a bullet will go through, it’s understood that you mean lengthwise loaves; otherwise, it makes no sense.

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The dinner bell is always in tune.

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I don’t do quagmires.

(1932 – ) American businessman & U.S. Secretary of Defense
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Pore mouthin’

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Met a guy this morning with a glass eye; he didn’t tell me – it just came out in the conversation.

(1954 – ) American writer
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Speed Limit Enforced by Sniper

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His head is full of stump water.

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Like a jackass in a tin stable

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He has enough money to burn a wet mule.

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I think college administrators should encourage students to urinate on walls and bushes, because then when students from another college come sniffing around, they’ll know this is someone else’s territory.

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Rest your coat.

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I’m fixin’ to show you what a whuppin’ is all about!

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