Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 47)

If you’re ever shipwrecked on a tropical island and you don’t know how to speak the natives’ language, just say “Poppy-oomy.” I bet it means something.

The best way to behave is to misbehave.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Bowed up like a Halloween cat

Wachtler Tells Graduates That Life in Jail is Demeaning

It’s as hot as blue blazes.

… as clumsy as a blind dog in a meat house.

Planted corn before the fence was built

I Can’t Get Over You, So Why Don’t You Get Under Me?

In a New York minute.

Crooked as a dog's hind leg.

A face like a boiled fist

I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you’re having a good idea but it’s just eggs hatching.

If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope he likes enchiladas, because that’s what he’s getting.

She’s cuter than a bug’s ear.

Dumber than a sack full of hammers.

You learn more character on the two-yard line than anywhere else in life.

American football player, coach & administrator

Lost as a goose in a snowstorm

Every old crow thinks hers are the blackest.

Before a mad scientist goes mad, there’s probably a time when he’s only partially mad… and this is the time when he’s going to throw his best parties.

It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.

No bigger than the little end of nothin’ whittled down to a fine point.