Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 47)

Colder than a stepmother’s kiss

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Knee high to a grasshopper

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Willy-Nilly: Impotent.

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Four Gotes,  Cambridgeshire, England

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You look about as happy as a tick on a fat dog.

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He went after it whole hog.

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I’m as confused as a termite in a yo-yo.

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Fix your plate.

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He ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed!

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It's cold enough to hang meat in here.

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You’re trying to push a rope.

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I am ashamed of confessing that I have nothing to confess.


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Remember what Daddy always says – an ounce of pretension is worth a pound of manure!

(1967 – ) American actress & producer
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People in hell want ice water, but that don’t mean they get it.

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The only contact I ever made with the dead was when I spoke to a journalist from The Sun.

(Steven Patrick Morrissey) (1959 – ) British singer & lyricist
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There’s no “I” in denial.

(1972 – ) English actor, comedian, writer, voice artist & director
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He couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket.

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Quit bein’ ugly.

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If that boy had a good idea it would die of loneliness.

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If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don’t think I’d call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the impression we are trying to convey with our store.

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This ain't my first rodeo.

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