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Miscellaneous
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Crazy as a dog in a hub cap factory.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Ten pounds of potatoes in a five pound sack
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About someone wearing clothes that are too small
Other expressions
Madder than a hornet!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Angry
Other expressions
That dog won't hunt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A lie or tall tale
Other expressions
The idea or argument that won't work
Watch him; he'll slip a baby copperhead in your pocket, then ask you for a light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Can't trust him
Other expressions
Sneaky
I haven't seen you since Hector was a pup.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Other expressions
Well tie me to a pig and role me in the mud!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Like “Well I’ll be darned." or "You don't say.”
Other expressions
The fly in the ointment.
Expression
Miscellaneous
A small but irritating flaw that spoils the whole thing.
Other expressions
I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye.
Miscellaneous
He’s gone to hell in a hand basket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Deteriorating rapidly
Other expressions
Tell a story
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tell a lie
Mend fences.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
End a feud
Other expressions
Settle differences
He went after it whole hog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
With enthusiasm
Like what God gave a billy goat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A hard head and a clear conscience
Don’t judge someone until they have tossed your salad.
John Travolta
(1954 – ) American actor & singer
Miscellaneous
Nobody will ever notice it on a galloping horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't be too self-conscious about your appearance.
Other expressions
I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
John Petrie
Miscellaneous
I don’t know that there are real ghosts and goblins, but there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.
Robert Brault
American writer
Miscellaneous
Ghosts
Goblins
Like trying to sneak daylight past a rooster
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Impossible
Other expressions
Unfeasible
Give me some sugar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Give me a kiss.
Other expressions
I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird, and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president
Miscellaneous
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