Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 48)

He’s just loudin’ off.

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Don’t care if I do.

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They say the mountain holds many secrets, but the biggest is this: “I am a fake mountain.”

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Good intentions are invariably ungrammatical.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
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Sittin’ in the catbird seat

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I don’t know that there are real ghosts and goblins, but there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.

American writer
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We used to laugh at Grandpa when he’d head off and go fishing; but we wouldn’t be laughing that evening when he’d come back with some whore he picked up in town.

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Every dog has his day.

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He/she looked like death eating a cracker.

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How do you write ‘zero’ in Roman Numerals?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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Shet [shut] the light.

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Imitation is the sincerest [form] of flattery.

(1780 – 1832) English cleric, writer & collector
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He is one ass kicking away from being a pretty nice fellow.

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Will ya take on wood?

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Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk: A Modest Bestiary

(1956 – ) American humorist, comedian & author
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Jackin yer jaw

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When you’re riding in a time machine way far into the future, don’t stick your elbow out the window, or it’ll turn into a fossil.

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I think college administrators should encourage students to urinate on walls and bushes, because then when students from another college come sniffing around, they’ll know this is someone else’s territory.

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I think the movie actually made my heart beat slower.

American movie critic
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It's cold enough to hang meat in here.

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Like they do in Alabama

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