Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 48)

I don’t pay him no nevermind.

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I love you a bushel and a peck.

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The fly in the ointment.

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Too Fat Polka

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Don’t let yer eyes overload yer belly.

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Granny Scrooch

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Well, slap my head and call me silly!

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The bathtub was invented in 1850 and the telephone in 1875 … In other words, if you had been living in 1850, you could have sat in the bathtub for 25 years without having to answer the phone.

(1902 – 1982) American professional baseball executive & club owner
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Let a man skin his own skunk.

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The Alcohall Of Fame

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It’s funny, but when you look at an old man, then you look at a photo of him when he was a young man, then you look at the old man, then the photo, back and forth, pretty soon you’ll do whatever anybody tells you to.

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A daily festival of human suffering.

American professional road racing cyclist
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Yeller dope

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Good intentions are invariably ungrammatical.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
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Cow Imagination

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You’re acting crazier than a sprayed roach!

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I Hate When That Happens

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If you’re being chased by an angry bull, and then you notice you’re also being chased by a swarm of bees, it doesn’t really change things… just keep on running.

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I think that a hat which has a little cannon that fires and then goes back inside the hat is at least a decade away.

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You are about as grateful as a toothache.

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I bet the sparrow looks at the parrot and thinks, yes, you can talk, but LISTEN TO YOURSELF!

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