Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 48)

I haven't seen you since Hector was a pup.

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If I ever get real rich, I hope I’m not real mean to poor people, like I am now.

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Full as a tick

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He’s dumb as a sack full of hammers.

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He was so slick he could steal the sweet from sugar without touching a grain

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You'd have to be William Tell to hit a straw bale round here.

British motorcycle road racer
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I don't think God put me on this planet to judge others. I think he put me on this planet to gather specimens and take them back to my home planet.

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A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.

(1935) British film director, producer & food critic
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Speaker: I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin.

Voice in the back: Begin at the ninth.

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You’re as gay as a clutch purse on Tony night.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
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Devil's beating his wife with a frying pan

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He looks like something the cat drug in and the dog wouldn't eat.

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He’s three sheets in the wind.

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One good thing about hell, at least, is you can probably pee wherever you want to.

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He ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed!

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What in the Sam Hill are you doing?

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Slow as pond water.

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I’m going to paint your back porch red if you keep talkin like that!

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He’d skin a flea for the hide and tallow.

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Good news rarely comes in a brown envelope.

(1909 – 1976) British army officer, company director & politician
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Cooler than a flip side of a down pillow.

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