Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 49)

Heart, We Did All We Could

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He has enough money to burn a wet mule.

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It's 100% easier not to do things than to do them.

(1982 – ) American comedian, actor, writer & producer
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He sticks to that boy like white on rice.

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Never laugh at a man, until you have walked a mile in his shoes; then you are a mile away, and you have his shoes.

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He's gotta whole head full of simple.

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I’ll snatch you bald headed.

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I don’t know her from Adam’s house cat.

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She can burn water.

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I wouldn't speak to her if I met her in hell and she was carrying a big lump of ice.

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Congratulations to Martin Luther King Jr. for having the only dream in history anyone actually wanted to hear about.

American comedian
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Peter Marshall: Dale Evans recently revealed the three secrets behind her happy marriage with Roy Rogers. Now listen carefully… "We work together, we pray together and we're darn good…" What?

Paul Lynde: In the saddle.

(1926 – 1982) American comedian & actor
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He’s not wrapped too tight.

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If his brains were dynamite, he couldn’t blow his nose.

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Nobody will ever notice it on a galloping horse.

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I was born on a Friday, but not last Friday.

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Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in the milk.

(1817 – 1862) American author, poet, philosopher,, naturalist & historian
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I wish scientists would come up with a way to make dogs a lot bigger, but with a smaller head; that way, they’d still be good as watchdogs, but they wouldn’t eat so much.

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Doesn’t know his ass from his elbow.

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Yeller dope

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Though a scant 100 minutes long, After Earth feels longer and slower than your average PBS pledge drive.

writer, editor & film reviewer
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