Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 49)

A little pain never hurt anyone.

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Instead of mousetraps, what about baby traps? Not to harm the babies, but just to hold them down until they can be removed.

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I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye.

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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes; after that, who cares? … he’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes.

(1942 – ) Scottish comedian, musician & actor
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I read that when the archaeologists dug down into the ancient cemetery, they found fragments of human bones! What kind of barbarians were these people, anyway?

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She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer, and All Through the Night it Was Honor and Offer

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If brains was grease, he couldn’t slick the head of a pin.

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Rest your features

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Couldn't hit a barn if you were on the inside.

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Don't stand behind a coughing cow.

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I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed psychiatrist is our ‘friend.’

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I don’t advocate that children start smoking… but for those kids who already do smoke, boy, it’s good, isn’t it?

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Don't call him a cowboy, till you've seen him ride.

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Ready with his hat and slow with his money.

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He was so slick he could steal the sweet from sugar without touching a grain

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That’s smoother than a spanked baby’s butt

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I don’t know which is worse… that everyone has his price, or that the price is always so low.

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)
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I don’t know whether to help you or euthanize you.

(1980 – ) Canadian actor, director, writer & musician
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Well, slap my head and call me silly!

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It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.

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Meaner than a snake

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