Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 50)

Well I’ll be John Brown.

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He has a face made for radio.

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It’s easy to sit and scoff at an old man’s folly… but also, check out his Adam’s apple!

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There is hope as long as your fishing-line is in the water.

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She could ruin a two-car funeral.

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You look like you were pulled through a knothole backwards.

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Never laugh at a man, until you have walked a mile in his shoes; then you are a mile away, and you have his shoes.

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Too mean for Jesus, too dumb for the Devil

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Instead of a bicycle built for two, what about no kinds of bicycles at all for anybody, anymore?… there, are you happy now?

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My Elizabeth was as pure as the driven snow; and I am the only driver she ever had!

(1922 – 1991) American comedian
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She’s totin’ the high leg.

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A guilty dog barks the loudest.

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He’s three limbs up a willa.

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Don’t jus’ stand there with yer fanger in yer mouth!

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She could eat watermelon through a chicken wire fence.

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Full as a tick

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If You’re Gonna Do Me Wrong, Do It Right

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Busier than a cross eyed cranberry picker.

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So ugly the tide wouldn’t take her out.

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The ox is in the ditch.

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The Quotable A**hole

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