Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 51)

A guilty dog barks the loudest.

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A Boy Named Sue

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It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.

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I didn’t just fall off a turnip truck.

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Two shakes of a lamb's tail

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Green as a gourd

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If you can't hang with the big dawgs, get off the porch!

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Anybody who has an identity problem had better wise up and get with the program!

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In my next life, I hope I come back as a parrot, because I already know quite a few words.

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Consider the daffodil; and while you’re doing that, I’ll be over here, looking through your stuff.

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Whenever you read a good book, it’s like the author is right there, in the room talking to you, which is why I don’t like to read good books.

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He traveled a minute in thirty seconds.

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Castration – The Advantages and the Disadvantages

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Mr. Ruskin is about to begin a work of great importance and therefore begs that in reference to calls and correspondence you will consider him dead for the next two months.

(1819 – 1900) English art critic, social thinker, poet & artist
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Well I’ll be John Brown.

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That takes the cake

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Caught with your pants down.

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I tried water polo and my horse drowned.

(1964 – ) English comedian, writer, actor & musician
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He’s so ugly he has to slap himself to sleep.

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The Thing

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Looks like he’s been chewin’ tobacco and spittin’ in the wind.

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