Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 52)

Useless as tits on a boar hog

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Busted two sets of knee caps

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Marta was watching the football game with me when she said, “You know most of these sports are based on the idea of one group protecting its territory from invasion by another group.”
Yeah, I said, trying not to laugh. Girls are funny.

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Spread the table.

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Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don’t know what your rights are, or who the person is you’re talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door.

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I’m gonna tan your hide.

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Let a man skin his own skunk.

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Cute as a sack full of puppies.

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Confucius say… no time for your health today; no health for your time tomorrow.

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Hotter than a June bride.

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It daddied itself

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Took the preachers seat

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Rest your features

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You need to get you some bidness!

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He's tighter than a fiddle string

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Crazy as a sack of bees.

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Too poor to paint, too proud to whitewash.

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I expect them to come out… oh dear, I’d better not say fighting, had I?

Welsh football player, manager & coach
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She Even Woke Me Up to Say Goodbye

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It's hotter than the four sides of Hell.

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The only hope of deciphering her invitations, someone said, was to pin them up on the wall and run past them!

(1907 – 1999) English publisher & editor
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