Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 52)

If you can’t give me your word of honor, will you give me your promise?

(1879 – 1974) film producer
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I had an argument with one of the seven dwarfs… he wasn’t happy.

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If you were an ancient barbarian, I bet a real embarrassing thing would be if you were sacking Rome and your cape got caught on something and you couldn’t get it unhooked, and you had to ask another barbarian to unhook it for you.

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“Mash” the gas

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Peter Marshall: Liberace has a new book out called The Things I…?

Paul Lynde: Put in my hair.

(1926 – 1982) American comedian & actor
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Let a man skin his own skunk.

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Let’s be honest: Isn’t a lot what we call tap dancing really just nerves?

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Between you me and the gatepost…

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The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it’s just sort of a tired feeling.

(1959 – ) American comedian
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He’s shorter than a mouse hole.

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I think college administrators should encourage students to urinate on walls and bushes, because then when students from another college come sniffing around, they’ll know this is someone else’s territory.

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As easy as herding chickens/cats

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There’s a world that we know nothing about, that we can only imagine… and that is the world of books.

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It was so good it would have brought tears to a glass eye.

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No, it’s liquid sunshine.

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The best way out is always through.

(1874 – 1963) American poet
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About half.

Angelo Giuseppe Roncalli (1881 – 1963) Italian pope
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Girlfriend Calling You Fat? You Probably Are. Ride Bike

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Madder than spit on a griddle

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Let’s put the chairs in the wagon.

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Pencil Neck Geek

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