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Subject:
Miscellaneous
(Page 52)
He looks like the dog's been keepin' him under the porch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not handsome
Other expressions
Can’t the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion and problems they’ve caused?
Miscellaneous
Good Heavenly Days!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Can you believe that?
Exclamation
Gosh
Other expressions
Well I'll be
Don't get your tit in a ringer!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
Other expressions
It’s hotter than the hinges of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Devil's beating his wife with a frying pan
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
When it’s raining on a sunny day
Ready with his hat and slow with his money.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Speaker: I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin.
Voice in the back: Begin at the ninth.
Jacob Braude
Communication
Miscellaneous
Speech
Like they do in Alabama
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Do without
Other expressions
I feel like a lost ball in a high weed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being lost
Confusion
Other expressions
Be like the old lady who fell out of the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't meddle
Other expressions
You aren't involved so stay out of it
The dinner bell is always in tune.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dinner
Other expressions
Flat as a fritter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Flat
Other expressions
Bank walker
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A well-endowed male
Other expressions
He's steal the bridle off a nightmare.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a thief
Gooder than grits
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Things are going well
I'm like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket & flew to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed?
Homer Simpson
cartoon character in
The Simpsons
(Dan Castellaneta)
Miscellaneous
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
You can hear her three fields off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s loud
Get a hump on
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Get a move on
Get going
Other expressions
You're a dime holdin’ up a dollar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone is stopping you from getting something done
I'm so broke I can't afford to pay attention.
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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