Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 53)

Shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds.

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The worst misfortune that can happen to an ordinary man is to have an extraordinary father.

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Peter Marshall: Olivia De Havilland once sat on something in a movie that Roy Rogers says he grew to love. What is it?

Paul Lynde: A box of Milk Duds.

(1926 – 1982) American comedian & actor
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That size don't get no bigger.

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Madder than a hornet!

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So dry he had the rattles

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He’s shorter than a mouse hole.

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That was back when Christ wore knee-britches.

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If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

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Happier than a two peckerd billy goat.

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I wouldn’t mind if animals ate my body, after I’m dead. And before I’m dead, they could lick me.

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Y'all stay the night. We don’t have extra beds, but I’m sure we can find a nail to hang you on.

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I feel fatter than a possum stuck in a fence hole.

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How long is a piece of string?

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Every dog has his day.

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A face like a cobbler’s thumb

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I’ll knock you in the head and tell God you died.

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It’s raining cats and dogs.

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Instead of having “answers” on a math test, they should just call them “impressions,” and if you got a different “impression,” so what, can’t we all be brothers?

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When Satan goes ice skatin’ in Hell.

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What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?

(1898 – 1956) German poet, playwright & theater director
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