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Miscellaneous
(Page 53)
If Alien was my friend, I'd like to be with him when he went to the dentist. When they started drilling, he'd probably go nuts and start eating everybody. That Alien!
Miscellaneous
He’s gone to hell in a hand basket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Deteriorating rapidly
Other expressions
I’ll snatch you bald headed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat of punishment
Other expressions
Tight as Dick’s hatband
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tight clothing
Uncomfortable
Various interpretations
Sometimes something worth doing is worth overdoing.
Stanisław Lec
(1909 – 1966) Polish poet, writer & aphorist
Miscellaneous
There is only one immutable law in life – in a gentleman’s toilet, incoming traffic has the right of way.
Hugh Leonard
(1926 – 2009) Irish dramatist, television writer & essayist
Miscellaneous
She looked like death eating a cracker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
One of the worst things you can do as an actor, I think, is to forget your lines, and then get so flustered you start stabbing the other actors.
Miscellaneous
“The prisoner escaped down a rope,” said Tom condescendingly.
Miscellaneous
Never try to keep up with the Joneses; drag them down to your level… it’s cheaper that way.
Quentin Crisp
(1908 – 1999) English writer
Miscellaneous
Keeping up with the Joneses
I feel lower than a snake in snowshoes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shut the light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Turn off the light
Throw the hatchet
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Embellish the truth
Exaggerate
Other expressions
It would be better to dress him than to feed him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Expense
He eats a lot
Other expressions
Higher beings from outer space may not want to tell us the secrets of life, because we’re not ready; but maybe they’ll change their tune after a little torture.
Miscellaneous
Too Fat Polka
Various artists
Miscellaneous
Written by Arthur Richardson / R.A. Maclean / Ross MacLean
That kid could break an anvil.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Destruction
Other expressions
Can't get blood from a turnip.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You are about as grateful as a toothache.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If they ever have a haunted house for dogs, I think a good display would be a bathtub full of soapy water.
Miscellaneous
Every dog has his day.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Everyone shines someday
Other expressions
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