Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 53)

The Alcohall Of Fame

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Ain't that the berries!

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Crespin’s Law of Observation

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If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

Miscellaneous Proverbs

Proud as a dog with a hemstitched tail

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Cooler than a flip side of a down pillow.

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Yeller dope

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Toad choker/frog strangler

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He ain't sawing logs, he's clearing brush.

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A living testament to how low a studio will stoop to generate a few bucks.

writer, editor & film reviewer
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Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you.

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If I come back as an animal in my next lifetime, I hope it’s some type of parasite, because this is the part where I take it EASY!

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You might think that the favorite plant of the porcupine is the cactus, but it’s thinking like that that has almost ruined this country.

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I think man invented the car by instinct.

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Plum tuckered

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I’m on it like cheese on grits!

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… I hadn’t the heart to touch my breakfast; I told Jeeves to drink it himself.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist
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Rough as a cob

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Don't get your tit in a ringer!

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I used to carry a rabbit’s foot for luck… then it was a monkey’s paw.. now it’s a camel’s toe.

(1978 – ) American actress, writer & comedian
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Just because there is a rat in the barn doesn’t mean you need to burn it down.

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