Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 54)

If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I’m a coward.

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Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your backside?

(1973 – ) English comedian, writer, actor, director & producer
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If that ain't right then grits ain't groceries.

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The fly in the ointment.

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Well, if that don’t put pepper in the gumbo!

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It is fun to be in the same decade with you.

(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president
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A hangdog look

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Give a 50 cent answer for a nickel question.

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Klaus Toppmoller: hair like David Gower and dress sense like Austin Powers.

British sports announcer
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He don’t have a pot to piss in nor a window to throw it out of.

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Jackin yer jaw

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Two old maids on a beach, streaker ran past… one had a stroke, the other one couldn't reach.

(1930 – 2007) English comedian & nightclub owner
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Meaner 'n a rattlesnake.

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Had to tie a pork chop around his neck so the dog would play with him.

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When a dog is tight-mouthed

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He has to sneak up on water fountain to get a drink.

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I Hate When That Happens

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Lower than the belly of a snake in a wagon track

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Like a dose of salts through a widow woman.

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The fool’s so lost he don’t know if he’s afoot or on horseback.

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Y'all stay the night. We don’t have extra beds, but I’m sure we can find a nail to hang you on.

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