Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 54)

Stomping grounds

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Tight as a tick

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Faster than a knife fight in a phone booth.

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… like a turd in the punchbowl

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People in hell want ice water, but that don’t mean they get it.

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She's got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.

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Too bad Lassie didn’t know how to ice skate, because then if she was in Holland on vacation in winter and someone said “Lassie, go skate for help,” she could do it.

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Like a spring lizard in a henhouse

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You can’t blame a worm for not wanting to go fishing.

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Marta says the interesting thing about fly-fishing is that it's two lives connected by a thin strand. Come on, Marta, grow up.

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If you want to fight me you better pack a lunch and bring a flashlight.

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A blue million

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To my way of thinking, there’s nothing that can’t be cured by a big ol’ pot of beans… except maybe bean fever.

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I was as surprised as if a sheep had bit me.

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As tall as a Georgia pine

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She could make a preacher cuss!

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He went and blessed me out!

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One way to handle social anxiety is to pretend you are a ghost and people are staring at you because they have a gift they never asked for.

(1982 – ) American comedian & actress
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Met a guy this morning with a glass eye; he didn’t tell me – it just came out in the conversation.

(1954 – ) American writer
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Ready with his hat and slow with his money

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Hotter than the hinges of Hell.

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